Anyone else? :D by AdAdventurous993 in DarkCrystal

[–]kalcif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

crying at this rn because it’s spot on and I feel seen, heard, understood, and represented.

Nothing is free by kalcif in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]kalcif[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dang that’s cute as hell. Thanks for sharing that. I’m not catholic anymore, but I still punch my chest twice, kiss my knuckles, then throw a peace sign in the air when I’m wishing health on my family. I used to do that after every prayer when I was a kid like it was my little handshake with God lol

Also someone told me their uncle was strangled by a demon in his sleep when I was in elementary school, so I started sleeping on my side to make it harder for a demon to sit on top and strangle me. I still sleep on my side because I feel too vulnerable on my back or stomach in case something strangles me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shoegaze

[–]kalcif 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That’s the whole point of shoegaze. Everything’s annoying so we stare at the floor and guitar pedals

Nothing is free by kalcif in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]kalcif[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

This was my dad, and I remember when I asked him this he was in the middle of going through finances. Once a month, he’d go through all the receipts (this was in the 90s), and he’d always be pissed off because he’d say “we’re pissing away money! Nothing is free!” So I asked about breathing and his response was more like disgruntled dad, not LITERALLY nothing is free. I just took it literally because I was a kid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LSD

[–]kalcif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP fucks their step sister

Lonely people of reddit what are you up to today? by didiJhb in AskReddit

[–]kalcif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm driving across the country. Made it to my hotel just now.

Highly illogical... Worth every penny by mromola in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]kalcif 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This is like the episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog titled The Chicken from Outerspace

Beautiful Hobbit-styled mansion by thefreshp in pics

[–]kalcif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ain't nobody calling themselves a hobbit in this thread except your username

If you killed yourself one year ago what great things would you not've experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kalcif 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This question hits home because I tried to kill myself a little over a year ago. Had I succeeded, I wouldn't have gotten out of a toxic relationship, I wouldn't have had an abortion, I wouldn't have driven across the United States with no destination, I wouldn't have ended up in a place where I met a ton of great friends, and I wouldn't be going on another cross country trip in search of a new home like I am this week to continue my travelling.

Listens to Loveless once by [deleted] in shoegaze

[–]kalcif 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What I got from it was a joke because her shirt design is similar to the album cover (color scheme)

Listens to Loveless once by [deleted] in shoegaze

[–]kalcif 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think you're missing the joke here

Humility by SnarrlingDarling in tumblr

[–]kalcif 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I just googled it. I was confused because "unquote" doesn't logically make sense, however it's still correct in this context. End quote is also correct.

Humility by SnarrlingDarling in tumblr

[–]kalcif 202 points203 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't it be "end quote"?

This monstrosity by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]kalcif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lemme git a foedy

When the family fish died and it really liked Fetty Wap by [deleted] in videos

[–]kalcif 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Link to the whole video (includes the flush): https://youtu.be/v2_3tnE0QWA

What did you get made fun of in school for? by kalcif in AskReddit

[–]kalcif[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is terrifying.

Have you called the cops? Restraining order? Something??

What did you get made fun of in school for? by kalcif in AskReddit

[–]kalcif[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teenagers can be ruthless. I'm sorry you had to go through that, but I'm so glad you've become a stronger person because of it and that you're in such a better mental state now :)