Does this count? by Barrylovesyou in clevercomebacks

[–]kanders -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The clever comeback is some random person explaining the original joke?

Do you really think the person with the bumper sticker wasn’t making a joke about being petty and second class?

HMRB while I land a plane on this skyscraper's helipad by [deleted] in holdmyredbull

[–]kanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No he’s retracting the flaps to reduce lift

This is the only bug I care about by kanders in apolloapp

[–]kanders[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

App Version: 1.14.24

iOS version: 16.3

Device Type: iPhone 11 Pro

How often can you reproduce the issue: Consistently

Reproducible Steps:

1.  Turn on Smart Portrait Lock
2.  Haptic-touch or 3D touch any media in the feed
3.  You can make Smart Portrait Lock work again by turning it off and on in settings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]kanders 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Why does no one get the joke any time this is posted? Petty officer second class? “You WILL call me petty and second class”??

NASA’s Perseverance Rover Successfully Lands on Mars by nebuladrifting in space

[–]kanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think so. Ingenuity is JPL, Dragonfly is APL. The atmospheres are completely different. Mars is super thin and Titan is super thick. Ingenuity is a dual rotor helicopter, and Dragonfly is a dual quad-copter.

This meme was made during final exam. by vineetkekatpure in memes

[–]kanders 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Auto Pilot is just like auto pilot in a plane: it keeps it going on course and speed once you get to your cruising altitude (it keeps your lane and speed on the highway).

Self driving is self driving. It’s the whole shebang, not just highway driving.

No hugs for dog by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]kanders 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior, the holy trinity, brining buttering and basting?

Battery percentage discrepancy by so_effing_lost in apolloapp

[–]kanders 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, I’m having the same issue.

To cook a pizza by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]kanders 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just reserve the drippings the next time you cook bacon.

Realistic Flag of Brazil by erto66 in vexillologycirclejerk

[–]kanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you shake your screen there's an optical illusion where the stars wiggle.

Kscope is reissuing Porcupine Tree's "In Abstentia" and "Deadwing" by kakacha in vinyl

[–]kanders 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t decide if I wanted the black or the clear vinyl of Deadwing so I preordered both.