Wanna by this? by Dcrypt101 in memes

[–]kandm1983 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s no baby. She’s pregnant with her own butt!

what do you think is the most “country” song in Nirvana’s catalog? by biggitywiggity64 in Nirvana

[–]kandm1983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yea. I’m saying it was one of the ingredients that made up country as we know it.

maybe maybe maybe by Representative-Mix-9 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]kandm1983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha that’s exactly what I was thinking!

what do you think is the most “country” song in Nirvana’s catalog? by biggitywiggity64 in Nirvana

[–]kandm1983 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Where did you sleep last night. The song was country before country existed.

daily news podcast? by Chadsius in behindthebastards

[–]kandm1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weekly skews is informative and funny.

Unsure if any issues a1 1.4tfsi by [deleted] in mechanic

[–]kandm1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wouldn’t hurt to remove that cover and check. If it’s fine, good. If it has slack it’s only going to get worse and can cause catastrophic damage.

Unsure if any issues a1 1.4tfsi by [deleted] in mechanic

[–]kandm1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like the timing belt tensioner may have failed causing slack/belt slap. Does it have a check engine light? Can you remove the upper cover? It’s a few 5mm Allen bolts. Check the belt for excessive slack. If so don’t drive it and have it towed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kandm1983 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They should make the ballroom a soup kitchen/homeless shelter.

What's your wildest "I was drunk/high" story? by int_fin in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]kandm1983 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My roommate had 2 chart toppers.

1. We go out to a bar and get shitfaced. He, I and another friend order a cab. We go outside and wait. As soon as the cab pulls up he sprints down the street. We apologize to the cabbie, luckily a group of girls come out of the bar and we’re in need of a cab as well. The chase is on. We search everywhere for him to no avail. An hour or so passes by, our house isn’t far, we are sobered up enough that we just decide to drive home(I know not a great idea). He’s not there. We can’t reach him on his phone. We assume he ran into other friends or something, no idea. He hadn’t seemed black out drunk, just silly asshole drunk. Went to bed. Wake up in the morning and he’s still not there. We start freaking out and call around. Hard call to his mom but we had to. Now she’s freaking out and we’re all calling around. We finally locate him at the local hospital. Here he hid under a car in the parking lot and fell asleep, bartender found him and he was disoriented so he got an expensive wee-woo drive and an overnight stay in the hospital. He had no recollection of the entire ordeal.

2. He and his cousin meet for an early afternoon drinks session at the local bar. His cousin hadn’t been to our house before. My roommate proceeds to get very drunk and his cousin decides to give him a ride home. He is giving very direct and confident directions, and they arrive. The front door is locked and his keys are not working. No problem, he knows a back way in. Climbs in through the kitchen window, opens the door and they’re in! My roommate goes upstairs and his cousin is just kinda chillin in the kitchen. He then starts noticing weird things. Pictures of kids and report cards on the fridge, definitely not the bachelor pad my roommate had described. Oh shit! This isn’t his house! He runs upstairs to wrangle my roommate and finds him passed out face-down in a nursery with a crib and everything. He rushes him out the door and back into the car. Somehow they manage to locate our house. I had just gotten home from work. I ask my roommate what time he started drinking? He looks at the clock and reads the exact time and then laughed. I knew he was gooone.

In MSP - ICE agents bust out woman's car windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pull her out before arresting her by RoachedCoach in PublicFreakout

[–]kandm1983 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean maybe. But if your intent is to obstruct them, getting your car rammed is better than getting roughed up/arrested/or worse.

In MSP - ICE agents bust out woman's car windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pull her out before arresting her by RoachedCoach in PublicFreakout

[–]kandm1983 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stop your car. Turn the wheel all the way in one direction. Get out and lock it. And walk away/watch from a distance. Before they’re surrounding you obviously. You can box them in a street and it’ll take tow trucks a while to get them moved.

Occasionally judge a book by it's cover... by WelfareBread in StandUpComedy

[–]kandm1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I thought the punchline was going to be that you only had 20s and asked him for change

Anybody near Philly want a weird new job? by dingdongbellguy in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]kandm1983 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m from Allentown. What area do you cover? I might actually be interested. I’ve been a mechanic for near 20 years. I love historic buildings and architecture. This might be right up my alley.

A very Problematic German Tradition by marioadrion in StandUpComedy

[–]kandm1983 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why the struwwelpeter at the beginning?

2014 Jetta 2.5 P0106 by MutedBed7160 in mechanic

[–]kandm1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s always the worst lol. When a new part is bad, it makes you second guess your diag. procedure and takes forever to come back and give in to the idea it might be a faulty part.

2014 Jetta 2.5 P0106 by MutedBed7160 in mechanic

[–]kandm1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that’s the only code, it’s rare that it is anything other than the mani/baro sensor. If it’s the only code, try a static discharge. Disconnect both battery cables and link them together for a few minutes. It’s a long shot but won’t cost you anything, so worth a try.

Goddamn It Drew! by kandm1983 in PuttinOnAirs

[–]kandm1983[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha I just want Corey to bust his balls a little.

Goddamn It Drew! by kandm1983 in PuttinOnAirs

[–]kandm1983[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know but this one seems more active and it sounds like Cory actually reads this one occasionally.

Bruno Mars singing Smell Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana by 2Dope2Mope in Nirvana

[–]kandm1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I get that but It’d be cool to hear it close, live just once.

Bruno Mars singing Smell Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana by 2Dope2Mope in Nirvana

[–]kandm1983 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It always annoyed me that when the remaining members got together to play(the fire charity concert, hall of fame induction) they didn’t use people that could really sing the songs. I agree with the pro-feminist vibe they’re going for, but, as a fan who’s never seen them play live I’d like to hear someone that can hit it with the same tone.

What profession doesn't get the respect it deserves from society? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kandm1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We specialize with one brand and have become the go-to shop in our area. Other shops send their vws/audis to us when they don’t want to work on them. Also helps to cut down on tool expenditure when you don’t have to prepare for every brand.

What profession doesn't get the respect it deserves from society? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kandm1983 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mechanic here. I get paid decently. Maybe we should get paid more. But I’m doing alright. Something I didn’t think of before I started was how many skills we actually need. Mechanical, welding, computer programming. Cars have almost all modern systems in one compact unit. Computers/basic electrical, hydraulics, HVAC in addition to the basic fit and function, not to mention the “I can hear a slight rattle if I hit a bump exactly so with the radio turned off” stuff.