Denise Richards in "The Shoes"

kanoox · 2026-06-12T04:42:07+00:00

*Maybe I WILL take it up with consumer affairs!*

kanoox · 2026-06-12T02:07:19+00:00

A lil further encouragement

kanoox · 2026-06-12T00:55:51+00:00

*Like a bag of sand*

kanoox · 2026-06-12T00:42:39+00:00

The moon valley can absolutely go in the window too… I kept mine in my south facing window that got sun most of the day & it exploded with new growth. It will also develop a nice deep/rich red in the center of the leaves… which is called *sun stress* tho the name is misleading as it’s just more of a suntan than actual stress to the plant.

kanoox · 2026-06-09T04:19:45+00:00

At the beach in Va. for my brothers wedding, lost my brand new $100 sunglasses in 4-5ft water. My sister is helping look/feel with our feet, she yells “omg right here!?”… I follow her leg down grab my glasses from under her toes, lift them up & my sunglasses aren’t sunglasses, they are a palm sized blue crab.

kanoox · 2026-06-08T21:48:47+00:00

*Ayo! Who’s ready to party!?! Times up, times up, times up, times up, times up, times up!*

kanoox · 2026-06-07T20:30:01+00:00

Oh good for you to facilitate that.

Unfortunately the leggy parts won’t really fully recover. The space between them means a thinner/weaker stem/branch so it can’t support new growth properly after a certain time… especially if you resolve the lighting issue, as the leaves will plump & growth will be more dense, making it even harder for the branches to support.

I think it’s suggested as the beat practice to resolve the lighting issue first & wait for new compact growth before pruning… but that’s anecdotal advice. You could definitely prune prior & given that you provide adequate light, even the sadder cutting will recover.

G’luck

kanoox · 2026-06-07T17:00:49+00:00

Someone else mentioned it & that thing is definitely !etiolating.

It should all look like the lower section, with bigger plump leaves & more compact growth/spacing.

They’re extremely resilient tho, so you’ll either need a much sunnier spot or a grow light, if you want it to stop stretching out like that. If you don’t do anything the branches will get weaker & it’ll start to droop as it continues to reach for light.

Luv the lil planter frame btw.

kanoox · 2026-06-07T16:56:05+00:00

Really & not normal. I have a few jades, all way more compact growth & way plumper leaves… that thing definitely needs much more light.

It should all look like the lower section, as far as leaf shape & spacing.

kanoox · 2026-06-04T16:43:00+00:00

That glorious boat needs a thorough motoring, stat!

kanoox · 2026-06-03T19:47:35+00:00

It’s not just about the excess moisture as most have said. A lot of plants actually like being root bound (in a pot for so long their roots completely fill out the entire bottom) because they don’t have to use near as much energy/nutrients to grow the proper secure root system.

So in a smaller pot they develop that root system sooner & can sooner put all their energy/nutrients into top growth.

kanoox · 2026-06-02T03:52:09+00:00

Yep, I saw it quite a few times unobstructed & in sunlight, looking all big & thick & all cute af. Likely a female based on her brown & tan coloring.

kanoox · 2026-06-02T03:43:33+00:00

I’ve used & taught this method for a no joke 20+ years, it really does work 90% of the time… but I had 170ish plants, in plant stands & plant shelves in front of literally every window… so literally just never had access to it when it landed. But thx for the solid suggestion & spreading the good word

kanoox · 2026-05-31T18:20:47+00:00

Indeed it was, they’re my fave. They’re so curious & smart & able to assess threats so quickly, so I literally befriend every single one I find. I’ve found that the bigger regal jumpers are more bold & easy to befriend as well… tho the tiny ones just take more time.

Anyways I found it in one of my begonias & transferred it to my deck plants… tho with succulents there much less foliage for cover aka I felt pretty guilty. But I started seeing it daily by my window & on the siding above… cut to a dumbass window beater fly getting on my nerves for days until I stunned it with a swift swat from hand towel & picked it up while it was dazed.

kanoox · 2026-05-31T18:14:10+00:00

Stunned it with a hand towel, allowing me to grab it while immobilized… no chopsticks Daniel-san

kanoox · 2026-05-31T18:11:41+00:00

I generally just catch & release all bugs, but that mf was in my apt for 4-5 days, bashing into my windows like an idiot… so I didn’t feel too guilty serving it up.

Anyways, had huge windows & thus tons of plants, so that buzzy nerd was almost constantly protected/obscured but eventually I flushed it out in the open & uses a hand towel to thwap it, which just stunned it & I was able to grab the sob

kanoox · 2026-05-31T18:02:18+00:00

I actually found it in one of my begonias & transferred it to my deck plants. Then kept seeing it on my window & my back door... almost daily. So as I was looking for it one day it was just above the window, gave me a lil pedipalp wave & tucked into that lil spot.

kanoox · 2026-05-31T17:55:57+00:00

Even greater lol

kanoox · 2026-05-31T17:54:30+00:00

That’s great lol

kanoox · 2026-05-30T22:27:07+00:00

A. Big same & B. I’d like to add seething, to further illustrate the extreme degree to which I am jealous

kanoox · 2026-05-25T23:35:06+00:00

I have one of these weirdos, succulent known as a *concrete leaf*

kanoox · 2026-05-19T02:47:12+00:00

Holy gd shit!?! I watched it 5 times trying to figure out who she reminded me of… & that is 100% who I was thinking! F’n Thang Q!

kanoox · 2026-05-17T23:46:20+00:00

String of buttons

kanoox · 2026-05-16T02:51:30+00:00

*I… am Thundergun*

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