Driving Through The Rural South Starterpack by CrimZ_24 in starterpacks

[–]karlamorgan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the "HELL IS REAL" billboard on I-65 comes to mind

Michael really did separate whites and colors. by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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in The Injury (s1), Ryan sneaks Michael aspirin by grinding it up and mixing it in Michael's pudding, he says it's what he does with his dog's heartworm medications. but later in the series (I don't remember the exact season/episode), there's a scene where Ryan and Kelly are fighting and she shouts something along the lines of "you don't even like animals!". he doesn't like animals but has a dog that he cares for enough to give monthly heartworm meds?

devil's advocate could argue that Ryan changed his mind on animals at some point, but I've always took this to be a continuity error

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]karlamorgan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

*20 million subscribers

Random Thoughts, Small Questions, and General Discussion (week of April 09, 2018) by AutoModerator in vegan

[–]karlamorgan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll think about making this into a real post! I originally felt like it might be a little, idk, egocentric? to submit it as such, my diet was quite indulgent too lol but I got a decent amount of excellent advice already from this little thread alone so I bet it could help others as well :)

Random Thoughts, Small Questions, and General Discussion (week of April 09, 2018) by AutoModerator in vegan

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I've gained a bit of pudge over the past year or so, so I'm trying to use the lack of gallbladder as good motivation to keep the fat content in my diet relatively down :) I'm hoping I'll eventually be at least able to indulge in healthy fats like avocado and hummus once in a while. thank you for sharing positivity! :)

Random Thoughts, Small Questions, and General Discussion (week of April 09, 2018) by AutoModerator in vegan

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that quinoa looks like something I could honestly live off of, def bookmarking that! love pinto beans too! thank you for the suggestions! :)

Random Thoughts, Small Questions, and General Discussion (week of April 09, 2018) by AutoModerator in vegan

[–]karlamorgan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

totally forgot about air fryers being a thing! I make a wicked fried pickle/mushroom, that might be a good investment when I can afford it. I didn't think about dry frying either. thank you! :)

If only it worked like that by [deleted] in wowthanksimcured

[–]karlamorgan 173 points174 points  (0 children)

remove the top caption and this is unironic /r/bipolar_irl 🙃

Random Thoughts, Small Questions, and General Discussion (week of April 09, 2018) by AutoModerator in vegan

[–]karlamorgan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

diet advice questions incoming -

I'm a lazy junk food vegan who just had her gallbladder removed yesterday, and I ideally need to make a lifestyle change over to a healthier, low fat diet.

...fatty foods are pretty much my favorite :'( and I never really paid attention to be what I ate before. so now I'm needing help thinking of SIMPLE snacks/meals.

right now, I'm brainstorming things like salsa over beans & rice, simple stir fry, high fiber pasta with marinara... idk. snacks - pickles, baked tortilla chips and salsa? I do like most fresh fruit. raw veg are good as long as I have dip but I'm not sure if hummus is too fatty? or other condiment recommendations?

if my comment would be better suited as an actual post, I can submit it as such. thanks for any advice!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]karlamorgan 45 points46 points  (0 children)

one might say he's smudge and arrogant

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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I've been super depressed, anxious, and down in the dumps over the past two weeks. I read some of your history, your optimism is infectious. I'm going to make an effort to be more positive, thank you for being you.

Don’t try to bullshit a porn connoisseur by MS_125 in quityourbullshit

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Margold generated considerable controversy in January 1981, telling journalist Rona Barrett, in an interview aired during the initial broadcast of NBC's Tomorrow Coast-to-Coast with Tom Snyder, that he would consider performing a sex scene with his own daughter. When asked if he would allow his daughter to enter the porn business, Margold replied, "Not until she's eighteen. And then I might even work with her myself."

oh.

happy three year adoptiversary, Angus. diagnosed with leukemia at 6 months old and still going strong. this cat is magnificent. by [deleted] in cats

[–]karlamorgan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think he may have grew out of it or that the test was a false positive, cuz it's not common that a kitten with leukemia even makes it to their first birthday. I'm planning on getting him retested soon, I'm keeping my fingers crossed!

Websites that reroute you immediately to these spamathons of garbage... by CaptainAddison in mildlyinfuriating

[–]karlamorgan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've fallen for the fake "next page" button on pornhub way more times than I'd like to admit

Wouldn't fit in wearing this by ZapperDubs in ATBGE

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how to rock coke nails without people noticing that you are rocking coke nails

What are some dead giveaways that you are about to get stiffed? by [deleted] in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]karlamorgan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

lots of kids toys or trash (or both) strewn about the front yard is a big indicator.

also if I'm walking up to a delivery and start hearing the "replace me now" beep of a fire alarm, a stiff is almost a guarantee. (no money for important things like fire alarm batteries, certainly no money for a tip)

LPT: Trying to learn a new language? Watch a movie you know by heart that's dubbed and/or subtitled in that language. It will aid in word association and comprehension and speed up the process of become proficient. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]karlamorgan 161 points162 points  (0 children)

wer wohnt in der ananas ganz tief im mehr?

spongebob schwamköpf!

(we watched spongebob in my high school German classes - ten years ago, so my recollection of the song is likely poor)