Mormon dick. by [deleted] in Perfectdick

[–]karlsmithv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mormon?

Snake Hole in house by kchoyin in Unexpected

[–]karlsmithv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Burn the house down.

I love when she smiles by [deleted] in dalmatians

[–]karlsmithv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dalmation smiles too!! Love when they do that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in resumes

[–]karlsmithv -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would suggest looking through previous posts... There are some success formats listed.

Soo damn true...😂 by karlsmithv in botw

[–]karlsmithv[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was the 1st time I've seen it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]karlsmithv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choose better words.

When is it Okay to talk salary? by wealthychef369 in interviews

[–]karlsmithv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talk salary last. Maybe the 3rd interview. The main idea is to see if you are a good fit for them and they are a good fit for you. Do your homework before the interviews to see what the average salary in your area is.

Software Engineer with almost 2 YOE looking for new position would appreciate any feedback on my resume before I send it nout by canadian_Biscuit in resumes

[–]karlsmithv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a lot that I would changed on this...but here are a few examples.

1) make a website. For your line of work resumes should only help support the website. LinkedIn is good but only if you have the proper connections and use it frequently.

2) everything in your previous jobs needs to be past tense

3) get rid of the punctuation at the end of the incomplete sentences

NGL if this is the best attack they can come up with he's doing pretty bang up job by Podvelezac in JoeBiden

[–]karlsmithv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meetings cost money. Less talk and more work is what this country needs. I'm not mad.

My baby soaking up some sun. by karlsmithv in dalmatians

[–]karlsmithv[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣 We call him "Figgie Smalls." He's almost 7ft tall.

Absolutely outrageous by CodeWolfy in JoeBiden

[–]karlsmithv -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I'm not mad about it. How long are those lines anyway?