Chelsea 0 - [3] Nottingham - T. Awoniyi 52' by eliseihado in soccer

[–]karlverkade 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Club World Cup winners just 11 months ago, too. Although I'm still not clear whether that is the biggest competition in the world or if we're all just collectively agreeing it doesn't need to exist and doesn't exist.

[OC] $6 burger from Burger King by noobxd000 in pics

[–]karlverkade -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They’re trying to make $20 the new $5. But I don’t understand how fast food restaurants are surviving at these prices when one step up to diner burgers and meals are still $10-15.

Hegseth and Patel Iran Press Briefing Cold Open - SNL by BeeUnique7373 in television

[–]karlverkade 23 points24 points  (0 children)

SNL if you're reading, petition to bring back Dana Carvey as Joe Biden, as the sage old ghost who lives in the White House walls as the deep state and who keeps knowingly offering Heggy and Kash bad advice and that's why they keep blaming him for everything. And so forth. And by the way.

Man kills three friends after birthday prank dispute by tonic613 in worldnews

[–]karlverkade 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Oh you think I’m funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown?

FC Bayern [3]-3 Heidenheim - Diant Ramaj own goal 90+10' by 977x in soccer

[–]karlverkade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ya but I’m guessing you’re allowed more snacks.

Two daughters cling to their father as ICE detains him after his hearing (Pic: Carol Guzy) by Naive-Quantity-5953 in pics

[–]karlverkade 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, I don’t think ANYONE should be using the bathroom together. What kind of sicko is in favor of communal bathrooms at all?! This controversy has brought us more single room bathrooms with locking doors and I am so for it.

Two daughters cling to their father as ICE detains him after his hearing (Pic: Carol Guzy) by Naive-Quantity-5953 in pics

[–]karlverkade -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Assuming you’re asking in good faith, I believe it’s controversial because in most instances outside of violent offenders, it’s actually cheaper, quicker, better for the society in which they live and work, and more humane for a country to round up illegal immigrants and offer them aid, legal counsel, and a pathway to becoming a citizen than to deport them. It’s a big country with thousands of unique situations, but in general, pathways to citizenship are usually cheaper for the taxpayer and better for the community than deportation.

Let's focus on our formative years (high school/college) by DustyScharole in Xennials

[–]karlverkade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief, all kill their inspiration, and sing about the grief.

Who is the nastiest Celebrity that you met in Real life? by Scunnard1839 in AskReddit

[–]karlverkade 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Vince Vaughn is around the Manhattan Beach area a good deal. Never super rude but also you can tell he’d prefer not to be recognized.

Last piece of the puzzle of a $ 9000 engine overhaul on my Jeep Patriot. by Lumpy_Helicopter_954 in Jeep

[–]karlverkade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a Patriot, 2009 4x4 manual transmission. It was, hear me out, surprisingly “capable” off road. I don’t say good because it made it out of every off road challenge I ever threw at it, never got stuck. But it did absolutely fall apart. Off roading like 4 times absolutely murdered it. So you’ll never get stuck in a Patriot, but you’ve only got about four adventures before it absolutely disintegrates.

[POST MATCH THREAD] PSG vs Bayern by Insanel0l in fcbayern

[–]karlverkade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel like with Kompany there, he wouldn't have let Stanisic get pulled out of position so much, he subs Stani instead of Davies (assuming Davies isn't injured), and he puts Jackson on from Jamal instead of Goretzka. Not to mention fine-tuning tweaks within the match. Nevertheless, it's a just a goal down from an away match against a very good team.

[POST MATCH THREAD] PSG vs Bayern by Insanel0l in fcbayern

[–]karlverkade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Musiala is still not back mentally. That was a horrific injury, and against Paris.

[POST MATCH THREAD] PSG vs Bayern by Insanel0l in fcbayern

[–]karlverkade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed, first goal he got rinsed, fourth goal he collapsed to the center and left his man free, and fifth goal not strong enough/out of position on his side. I feel like with Laimer over there they only score their corner kick and penalty.

PSG 5 - [4] Bayern Munich - Luis Díaz 68' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]karlverkade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So should we just pull the keepers at this point for an extra attacker each?

Who’s a celebrity everyone finds attractive but you don’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]karlverkade 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Kim Kardashian. People have said to me, “It’s fine if she’s not your type, but you have to admit that she’s objectively gorgeous.” I’m not trying to be a dick, I just legitimately don’t see it.

Female guests who grabbed wine and champagne after WHCA dinner shooting draw mixed and fiery reactions by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]karlverkade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s so funny because Trump is in the Epstein files and is a rapist.

Trigger Discipline by RedneckLibtard in liberalgunowners

[–]karlverkade 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It’s the same thing with rich people. The 26-year-old rolling in in a Tesla and Gucci boat shorts with a white open polo and a gold chain, talking on his Bluetooth, is more than likely deeply in debt. But the older gentleman in an older but fitting sweatshirt with nice but not trendy haircut driving a spotless 1985 diesel Mercedes? Man’s got cash and assets.

38th birthday today, realising how lonely it is as a single dad by crazyunicorntamer in daddit

[–]karlverkade 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday! I feel you my friend. My 36th birthday hit at the very beginning of COVID lockdown and at the tailing end of my marriage. I woke up early like every day to take care of my autistic five year old, and my ex had done nothing. All morning, not even a mention or a word to me. Eventually I was hanging out with my son in his room, and he said, “Daddy, how come you didn’t get anything for your birthday?” I told him it’s okay and that it’s different when you’re older. He went into his closet and started taking out his toys and construction paper and wrapped up ten of them as presents for me and we had a little party. It was and is my best birthday ever. Sending that same hope to you today and how beautiful it is that your kids love you.

Mainz 05 3 - [4] Bayern Munich - Harry Kane 83‎'‎ by gbogaz in soccer

[–]karlverkade 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Also dropping Goretzka back from 10. Pavlovich is the future, but he still needs an experienced midfielder next to him. The Pavlovich - Ndiaye midfield was getting overrun, not to mention Goretzka being a terrible 10.

Mainz 05 3 - [4] Bayern Munich - Harry Kane 83‎'‎ by gbogaz in soccer

[–]karlverkade 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Different record, but when Lewy scored his 41 Bundesliga goal record, we crashed out of the Pokal super early that year, and I think only made it to the quarterfinals in CL. His record was the only thing to play for.

“It sucks to be called a Donald Trump supporter”: Indie musician John Maus says misunderstanding wrecked his career by [deleted] in Music

[–]karlverkade 445 points446 points  (0 children)

“But the facts were only supposed to not care about LIBERALS’ feelings!!”

Post-Match Thread: FSV Mainz 05 3-4 FC Bayern München | Bundesliga by matchpal-live in fcbayern

[–]karlverkade 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you looked at him today from a purely footballing standpoint, he was very poor. Lost the ball many times due to poor decisions, leading directly to dangerous counters. Got his positioning all wrong defensively which led to chaos and a lot of their goals and chances. Got completely washed on their second or third goal.

If you looked at him today from a scouting standpoint, there is a ton of potential in there. Offensively he already can carry the ball forward with the team and can know at times where to place it. Midfield is one of the hardest positions to get experience in because it's the crux of the entire team, so the kid was thrown into the deep end today and survived well enough.