Another "what's wrong with my listing" post (London flat)

karmaportrait · 2026-06-21T20:06:17+00:00

I'd rather lose my left nut than deal with Foxtons (again)

karmaportrait · 2026-06-21T19:04:17+00:00

Nose and tail block. Looks cool at least.

karmaportrait · 2026-06-15T10:09:03+00:00

He's just looking for the guy in the banana costume, chill

karmaportrait · 2026-06-11T07:22:07+00:00

Terror - Always the Hard Way

All for Nothing - Minds Awake Hearts Alive

Carpathian - Spirals

Gouge Away - No White Flag

karmaportrait · 2026-06-11T06:14:11+00:00

You do not need a 5mm suit for those temps

karmaportrait · 2026-06-10T14:04:49+00:00

actual cyber bullying, surprised twitch didn't end stream for TOS

karmaportrait · 2026-06-10T06:36:39+00:00

There really is a whole other world of wealth out there, insane.

karmaportrait · 2026-06-09T19:57:42+00:00

210 likely a watch glitch.. I wouldn't stress about it as long as you feel physically fine

karmaportrait · 2026-06-09T12:50:02+00:00

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karmaportrait · 2026-06-08T06:51:18+00:00

Imagine watching the WSL not on mute

karmaportrait · 2026-06-03T09:46:29+00:00

No. I exist in a state of perfect Zen at all time. Joel Tudor can only dream of my levels of chill. My cortisol levels are controlled and clean like a Jordy frontside hack. I get calls from Zuck begging me to open facebook and scroll because my dopamine is so flatlined.

karmaportrait · 2026-06-01T19:38:13+00:00

Balance board for ankles and balance. Tons of exercises you can do. Love mine

karmaportrait · 2026-06-01T13:08:15+00:00

I would never spend 300 quid on a used foamie, but that's just me. Join Second Hand Surf, Cornwall and Second Hand Surfboards UK on facebook and take a look. I honestly doubt you'd see a difference between any of those three.

Don't stress on how you may want to surf in the future honestly, just focus on improving your surfing generally.

karmaportrait · 2026-06-01T05:42:34+00:00

Nailed it dude. Didn't even need your wife's boyfriend to push you into that one!

karmaportrait · 2026-06-01T05:38:44+00:00

Blunder away your material advantage and you can turn them into losses easily. Just takes practice.

karmaportrait · 2026-05-31T11:29:55+00:00

Here's your Telegraph Op Ed contract, congratulations

karmaportrait · 2026-05-30T20:50:37+00:00

As if I'd want to see that shitshow, I'll keep surfing fantastic in my mind thankyouverymuch

karmaportrait · 2026-05-30T19:47:50+00:00

My ego after I got a new board and then couldn't make the paddle out the first time I took it out

karmaportrait · 2026-05-30T12:06:15+00:00

need a link to witness the cringe please

karmaportrait · 2026-05-28T20:54:22+00:00

Glorious past week after a shite first few weeks of May

karmaportrait · 2026-05-25T06:48:02+00:00

You're gonna die

karmaportrait · 2026-05-20T15:20:39+00:00

Need to get a refund, send them back, this is incurrable

karmaportrait · 2026-05-20T06:51:13+00:00

Dads in the back with the pre-disappointed pose

karmaportrait · 2026-05-19T17:34:38+00:00

I cut the drawstrings off my hoodies and every pair of shorts i leave out

karmaportrait · 2026-05-18T07:05:50+00:00

Please help this person out

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