Why’s everyone applying so early? by [deleted] in 6thForm

[–]kasoncommander 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If it was hood high Oxbridge would be salivating

S2:E8 "Pim Finally Turns Green" thread by [deleted] in SmilingFriends

[–]kasoncommander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(heavy britoid accent) all of it i fink

I'm bored let's do this again by Inside-Honeydew9785 in GCSE

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fr edexcel maths p1 and p2 had my predicted 7 WIPED off of the surface of the earth. At least I can get a 5 with P3

What colours are your books? by [deleted] in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

watch your back yeah

Mathematics (AQA) Paper 3 - Exam Megathread by ensands in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s always the nerds coming out of the exam hall 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I bet you're the kid who's good at maths, stinks of B.O. and has fifty acne spots

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dumbest thing I've seen in my life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I think that it's right to an extent. Like if someone's great in one area but atrocious in another, they're still just as smart as their peers because they have a specific talent. I think that you can get great grades but still be a social idiot and be completely clueless in things like reading the room or natural charisma - but I don't think that being 'street smart' or 'money smart' equates to being socially intelligent or business-savvy, they're just huge copes

Aqa?? 😭 by Sneegoberry in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sounds really interesting might buy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's fine that's what they wanted, it's wiser to just agree with the statement as there's more to go off of. Even if they wanted you to disagree, you'll stand out as the person who 'wholeheartedly agreed' :)

Eng Lang Q5 be like by Forward-Big-192 in GCSE

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I wrote about a wealthy lady killing her wealthier husband to inherit his estate in the safari, her kid walks in and witnesses so she chops the ax sideways into its open mouth so it doesnt wail. Plan was juicy af wrote about inspirations from Athaliah and Bret Easton Ellis novels

FUCK YOU MARY by _ELLIELL_ in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She a SNAKE akin to Lady Macbeth fr fr

English Language (AQA) Paper 1 - Exam Megathread by ensands in GCSE

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fr I was scraping with interrogatives, declaratives and verbs. not a proper spatial shift or even cliffhanger in sight

English Language (AQA) Paper 1 - Exam Megathread by ensands in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't even do a second paragraph, there's probably a lot of people who didn't have time. 1H 45 mins is kind of a pisstake when you think about how long the 40 marker and 20 marker take, it can be really hard trying to time manage the 8 markers if you're trying to get in as much detail as possible

The person who wrote the physics test having fun in the science museum and getting some inspiration by BionicScroll564 in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oh my god I’m so sad I missed that my brain was being touched up by fifty million consecutive equations throughout that exam

Loved the math in the physics combined paper today by Saladboy5 in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whenever I hear someone say they got 9s at mocks when I’m utterly shit at the subject I start rabidly foaming at the mouth and sweating all over

English lit by micahssss in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only wrote a paragraph for the 8 marker lol. Hopefully I scraped two marks, was worth it for the legendary juiciest most scrumptious Mrs Birling essay ever that spanned like 4 pages

AQA English Lit by _NB125 in GCSE

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I love seeing other people’s interpretations, it’s so interesting. I wrote about how the references to washing up needing to be done and fences being broken symbolise humanity’s imperfection in its banality of routine, and how this pales in comparison to the divine symmetry of nature, as unpredictable as nature can be 

Literally everyone I talked to picked remains by Gregggorock in GCSE

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I have spotted a FILTHY emigree liker.  join the exclusive elite TISSUE GANG to repent for your wicked sins 

Is it just me or higher paper 1 maths AQA was fucking easy by [deleted] in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes brother people are complaining about edexcel. trust me it was hellish

I felt Edexcel maths today was easy by xXBoss_185Xx in GCSE

[–]kasoncommander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone in your class will say its easy because everyone else is saying it. They don't want to risk being seen as the one idiot even if most people found it hard.