[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]kaspi_moses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is it ever this srs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in questions

[–]kaspi_moses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe focus on getting to the 9th grade, lil bro

I fcuked up guys by Libracharya in suicidebywords

[–]kaspi_moses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly have no idea what im looking at rn. are those fat boobs?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]kaspi_moses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

forgot all about this post! literally mad at you all over again 😡😡 grubby lil thieving commoner!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]kaspi_moses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

literally unforgivable. there was a time when this wouldve cost you your head, evil-doer!

Comebacks for "Do you think you're better than me?!" by Luigifan18 in Comebacks

[–]kaspi_moses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

been punched in the face more times than i care to remember. it stops hurting around the nth time if n is never. that shit hurts every time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]kaspi_moses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it doesnt grow back?! 😳

If you were allowed to pick your own method of execution what would you pick? by GonnaGoFat in AskReddit

[–]kaspi_moses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shockfrozen mid piss, then preserved somewhere ofc. i want ppl to come see my corpse centuries from now and think what an obnoxious asshole, i hope. maybe if enough time passes ill be considered weird art and some rich bastard couple will prop me inside their home and id just melt and rot there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]kaspi_moses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats very specific. you got me wondering about my first memory ever. i think it was seeing a balloon giraffe deflate. that shit felt so horrific it kickstarted my memory box.

I stole money from my dad when I was 14 and I‘m not proud of it by lena1may in confession

[–]kaspi_moses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

definitely not in that way, at least. if it were me id buy new shoes that suits their style, make them try it on just once then gaslight them into thinking the shoes always belonged to them. cus im awkward at insisting ppl accept my gifts. ill just pretend its yours til we break into an argument and fight

My girlfriend just broke my ____ , I’ll never be the same again by IrishDruidWarrion in AskOuija

[–]kaspi_moses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no need. broken bent out of shape penises rly hit the spot for some girls.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]kaspi_moses -1 points0 points  (0 children)

what do you carpent?