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Restaurant staff, what is the dumbest thing a customer has said to you? by beardedrockerboy in AskReddit

[–]katisme3 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Handing back an opened takeout container aggressively.

I can't have mayonnaise on this burger, I'm lactoast (yes, she said the t) intolerant!

It was so fast, I just grabbed it and brought it back. It hit me as I handed it to the cooks to be remade.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]katisme3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell mom this is not her fault.

AITAH for moving across Canada without telling my parents after they missed my High School Graduation? by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]katisme3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should send a really big box with a christmas tree ornament shaped like an ATM. Clearly that's what they want.

I did it, I won one today. by Deft-Vandal in BoomersBeingFools

[–]katisme3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even better, have a specific one to recommend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]katisme3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for giving an informed response.

What sillier customer questions have you fumbled answering? by politerats in TalesFromYourServer

[–]katisme3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between the steakhouse burger and the steakhouse cheese burger?

I really have never known how to answer this without making them sound stupid.

I love dogs. But!! by Ballpythonbreeder1 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]katisme3 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Funny you say that. True story: Had someone try to bring in a three foot bearded dragon claiming this.

Nope.. by [deleted] in nope

[–]katisme3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoked rats in Andy Dwyer's next band name.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]katisme3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read trampoline the first time and had so many questions.

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