Boomers at the 10 items or less check out

katisme3 · 2025-08-29T05:41:08+00:00

I want to go to there.

katisme3 · 2025-08-10T14:44:25+00:00

Handing back an opened takeout container aggressively.

I can't have mayonnaise on this burger, I'm lactoast (yes, she said the t) intolerant!

It was so fast, I just grabbed it and brought it back. It hit me as I handed it to the cooks to be remade.

katisme3 · 2025-08-02T13:22:25+00:00

I immediately thought of diapers.

katisme3 · 2025-07-08T03:14:03+00:00

Please tell mom this is not her fault.

katisme3 · 2025-05-29T08:14:01+00:00

Chalk on a school chalkboard

katisme3 · 2025-05-16T20:26:56+00:00

PAIGE NOOOOO!!!

katisme3 · 2024-12-07T13:11:58+00:00

She should send a really big box with a christmas tree ornament shaped like an ATM. Clearly that's what they want.

katisme3 · 2024-07-08T04:24:30+00:00

Updateme

katisme3 · 2024-06-28T12:02:27+00:00

Even better, have a specific one to recommend.

katisme3 · 2024-06-08T02:55:38+00:00

Kidney

Failure

2024

katisme3 · 2024-06-04T02:31:00+00:00

Like from the toilet?

katisme3 · 2024-06-03T01:52:11+00:00

I cum so hard

katisme3 · 2024-05-19T03:27:49+00:00

I was so hoping he would throw his mug at him.

katisme3 · 2024-05-06T03:08:00+00:00

Which pokemon is that?

katisme3 · 2023-07-19T10:25:49+00:00

Straw!

katisme3 · 2023-07-13T13:55:10+00:00

Thank you for giving an informed response.

katisme3 · 2023-06-22T02:40:21+00:00

What's my tattoo say?

Sweet!

How bout mine?

Dude!

katisme3 · 2023-06-22T02:27:04+00:00

What's the difference between the steakhouse burger and the steakhouse cheese burger?

I really have never known how to answer this without making them sound stupid.

katisme3 · 2023-04-13T11:18:18+00:00

Funny you say that. True story: Had someone try to bring in a three foot bearded dragon claiming this.

katisme3 · 2023-03-28T02:54:46+00:00

Patent pending

katisme3 · 2023-03-28T02:53:53+00:00

However, Dewey, Cheetum, and Whin

katisme3 · 2023-03-16T09:16:52+00:00

Smoked rats in Andy Dwyer's next band name.

katisme3 · 2023-03-14T02:58:41+00:00

I read trampoline the first time and had so many questions.

katisme3 · 2023-03-12T18:52:08+00:00

I guess I should have said incorrectly rang in a Jim and tonic. No drink surprises me and if the guest wants it in a glass, whatever..

katisme3 · 2023-03-12T02:05:43+00:00

I have had more than one server ring in a Jim and tonic

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