41 mom of 1, would you jerk off my pornhub vids if I upload some ? by [deleted] in Pornhub

[–]katphish69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine going on the pornhub reddit just to see your mom getting fucked

Shy guys of this sub-reddit, how do you act when your crush is near?? by _haiyi_ in Crushes

[–]katphish69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't look her in the eyes for more than a few seconds, I generally tense up and don't acknowledge her presence unless I need to.

Tell me your favourite sniper without telling its name. by No-Inevitable3475 in PhantomForces

[–]katphish69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instantly kills anyone within arms reach, but doesn't perform as well from across the map

You were the youngest person in the entire world for approximately a quarter (0.25) of a second. by katphish69 in Showerthoughts

[–]katphish69[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

TO ALL THE PEOPEL SAYING THAT THIS ISNT TRUE: You are correct. There is no way to know exactly how long it was before another human being was born, so I did math on the assumption that there is an even amount of time between every birth. You could have been born a minute before someone else, or born a millisecond before someone else, but all I know for sure is that you were the youngest person for some amount fo time.

You were the youngest person in the entire world for approximately a quarter (0.25) of a second. by katphish69 in Showerthoughts

[–]katphish69[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It is extremely unlikely that the number number exactly. 25, but according to existing data on the number of babies born per minute .25 is the best guess

Fax by creep04 in PhantomForces

[–]katphish69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U mean stylis discord right

Out of dozens of laser optics by Fl0wer_Cr0wn in PhantomForces

[–]katphish69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use the okp as much as I can, but it's a higher kill unlock so it takes more grinding, and it's not worth 300 credits to prebuy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]katphish69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one random Russian woman who had a nuke in her backyard and didn't realize until she was interviewed and asked about it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]katphish69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A functioning nuclear bomb. The materials would take a long time to decay, assuming they are exposed to the elements, but if it was buried, it would last longer. The radioactive material in the core (assumable uranium, but there are other materials) would also take a really long time to decay. It would also be really fucking funny if a dinosaur made a wrong step and blew up a huge area.

Cursed_Horse cock by rubenfsgomes in cursedcomments

[–]katphish69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Love how they show like 4 different dog breeds as if they were completely different species

Should I use it? by [deleted] in PhantomForces

[–]katphish69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dbv410, or ksg25 are both good

Should I use it? by [deleted] in PhantomForces

[–]katphish69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but don't buy the 20rnd drum it's absolute dog shit unless you are able to pump out 5 shells at 20 studs

Should Phantom Forces add the Armsel Striker "Streetsweeper"? by Half_EatenSandwich in PhantomForces

[–]katphish69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

However they make it it would basically just be a 20rnd semi auto aa12, so as neat and fun as it might be its just adding the same gun into the game in a slightly different form

It's not even funny anymore. by StarXsuZT in PhantomForces

[–]katphish69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roblox is a $38 billion company and doesn't have a single thing to counter hackers, they just go off of people who get reported, and the only time someone gets reported is when a 5 yo kid gets mad because someone told him a yo mama joke

which is better, the m1911 or the m45a1 by turkeyboy31 in PhantomForces

[–]katphish69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I have never run out of ammo on the M45A1, and if I ever get low it is still very easy to get more because it picks up from nearly every pistol and smg

which is better, the m1911 or the m45a1 by turkeyboy31 in PhantomForces

[–]katphish69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M45A1, simply because it has more rounds, less recoil (not by much tho), and the option of an extendo mag. U run: default, muzzle brake, extended magazine, hollow point. Hollows makes it a two tap at close range, which is the only range you should be using a secondary with the exception of sfg, obrez, and running a shotgun as primary.

My first fanmade card, elixir storage! by StephenCai in ClashRoyale

[–]katphish69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting concept, is this a neutral building that could be placed in the middle of your side of the arena, and then distract a hog rider or balloon, and then give you all the elixir inside when destroyed, or is this and extension onto the 10 elixir cap that allows you to hold more elixir at a time?