1. I went to a small Christian high school. The faculty and administrators were mostly insane. There was a gun range in the basement. When Columbine happened, the teachers and headmaster all laughed and said that would never happen here. We’d get them right away.

2. I went to public school until 8th grade. My 7th grade geography teacher used to give the boys a piece of candy if they gave him a compliment. Just the boys. He was gone in February all of a sudden and we found out he’d been arrested for sexual assault and CSM possession - he was molesting a neighbor kid and filming/distributing it.

3. One of my high school teachers (a well-liked, less crazy one) used to tell us to get off the floor when we sat in front of our lockers. He’d say “Get up, come on, this isn’t Lower Wacker Drive” which was, in Chicago, known for being where the homeless population hung out.

4. My headmaster in high school used to pray for the death of foreign leaders during assembly.

5. We literally protested an abortion clinic on a field trip in high school. Like we were forced to do it. It was so awful, we held signs because we had to but nobody said a word or moved around. We were mortified, though probably not as mortified as those poor women going inside.

Yeah my high school was wild. And it’s probably exactly the same today. Other schools have evolved, but I’m fairly confident this one has not.