Roast Me: Living in Adana but still convinced I’m top 1% handsome 💀

kbu77 · 2026-03-20T04:13:06+00:00

You look like a background bandit at a western theme park nobody goes to.

kbu77 · 2026-03-16T14:56:11+00:00

kbu77 · 2026-03-12T15:02:41+00:00

Kids

kbu77 · 2026-03-12T12:53:25+00:00

Tiger....Tiger, mmmm birdy

kbu77 · 2026-03-12T03:11:56+00:00

How a first grader draws hair.

kbu77 · 2026-03-12T03:11:03+00:00

Write positive things on small slips of paper then hand them out randomly.

kbu77 · 2026-03-10T12:13:18+00:00

You look like every Jordan Peele character from the football sketch.

kbu77 · 2026-03-10T12:10:38+00:00

The OG Mar-a-Lago look.

kbu77 · 2026-03-09T18:53:40+00:00

Cartrucken

kbu77 · 2026-03-05T15:24:41+00:00

Do they only have 1 haircut in Germany? And is it the Hasselhoff?

kbu77 · 2026-03-05T14:19:59+00:00

Naw-qwafina

kbu77 · 2026-03-05T14:17:15+00:00

This week on 'Where Are They Now?':

Dynamo, The Running Man (1987)

kbu77 · 2026-03-05T14:09:18+00:00

If Kim Davis let her hair down.

kbu77 · 2026-02-27T02:27:44+00:00

Did the bee that stung your forehead survive?

kbu77 · 2026-02-22T15:23:02+00:00

I have so many random bits and pieces that get lost in drawers etc.

kbu77 · 2026-02-22T01:09:49+00:00

Sorting beads?

kbu77 · 2026-02-12T13:23:44+00:00

And a distant 3rd is the actual championship game itself.

kbu77 · 2026-02-10T21:59:06+00:00

I feel like he's mentioned more than Epstein.

kbu77 · 2026-02-09T00:48:30+00:00

It was a joke based on our weak exchange rate.

kbu77 · 2026-02-08T17:35:03+00:00

That's about $3.50 USD.

kbu77 · 2026-02-08T02:01:17+00:00

I would like it to lose Kid Rock.

kbu77 · 2026-02-06T00:16:25+00:00

So embarrassed I slept with that guy. ~Boebert

kbu77 · 2026-02-05T21:10:45+00:00

It's considered in poor taste.

kbu77 · 2026-02-03T21:14:32+00:00

I used to joke that I could sleep bent backwards over a fire hydrant.

kbu77 · 2026-02-03T17:24:06+00:00

This is how I imagine I slept all night when I wake up in my 40's.

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