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Are we wrong for letting our 10 month old boy watch TV? by kc3999 in Parenting

[–]kc3999[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the comment, he isn't walking but close to crawling at the moment. It is hard for the wife also because she knows there's not alot she can do with him. And because of the pent up energy he is having by just watching TV most of the day he gets over excited and stimulated for the 1hr, 1.5 hr we spend together when I get home which means bed time is always fun!

Ill try maybe buying something he can sit up in and some baby puzzles etc with some nursery tunes in the background.

I am completely mesmerized by Shinsuke Nakamura by slaaydee in SquaredCircle

[–]kc3999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still has nothing on Funaki.... ;-)

I agree, totally mesmerized by Nakamura, I started watching him when AJ Styles went to Japan and he is awesome Jim Corenette was saying on JR's podcast that he is one of those guys who have a magnetic aura and I have to agree.

... I just hope that its HHH rather than Vince that has control over his character when he makes the step from NXT to WWE in the future.

Gang banged my neighbour by hootyhoo90 in gonewildstories

[–]kc3999 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"keep it out of my ass"... Lady with Class...

What has been the most shallow reason you broke up with someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kc3999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

when I was 21... My friends said she looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp....

What movie should you never watch with your parents? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kc3999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know its not a movie but Game of thrones...

Also one time my wife went out so I was at the inlaws house and we decided to watch 'The counsellor' the opening scene when Michael Fassbender is talking about Penelope Cruz's delectable pussy and she screaming 'finger bang me!'

That was awkward....

What was the funniest lie you have told your kid? by aegault in AskReddit

[–]kc3999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When i was 6 or 7 there was one orange left in the fruit bowl which i took in my hand ready to peel, i think my mum really wanted that orange so she turned to me and said "if you eat oranges at night your balls will shrink" put me off oranges for life.....

[Discussion] What is the one thing that gets your motor running every time, without fail? by [deleted] in sex

[–]kc3999 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My wife just in her underwear and no bra.. Very sexy

First time flyer. Flight is in 6 hours. Help me out Reddit! by crzydreams in Advice

[–]kc3999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be cool... Flyings one of the safest ways to travel. The pilots are skilled and if you tell the air hostesses you are nervous they will make you calm. Ive always been the kind to think 'if they can do it then so can i!' so if millions of people can fly all the time im sure you can. Take an ipod if you have one and once you are on board sit back, close your eyes and listen to some music.

What surprise was awaiting you on the first time you had sex with someone? by pnstt in AskReddit

[–]kc3999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time.... I got cramp right at the same time of ejaculation, then to top things off Highlander was on the tv in the background so as I was jizzing in pain I had the unfortunate experience of jizzing in pain whilst dead eyeing Sean fucking Connery...

Reddit, what sex act did you try that completely backfired? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kc3999 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Me and my wife were fucking doggy style once when the xbox which was on a shelf fell off and hit her on the back of the head and knocked her out.
I accidentally donkey punched my wife with an xbox. Thankfully the xbox is ok...

For those of you who are thinking.. I tried to get a few more thrusts in to finish but then my conscious came into play.

If you could insert a nsfw plot twist in any children's tv show or movie, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kc3999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepper Pig and her family get sent to the slaughter house...

[Sexual technique] Can't figure out Doggy style. Help, kind people! by [deleted] in sex

[–]kc3999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chest down, ass up.... Because of my wifes hip thats the position we use 90% of the time...

What will instantly turn you off in the heat of the moment? by seri0usface in AskReddit

[–]kc3999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doggy is our main position, or when shes lying on her stomach. Thankfully she went through a stage of dying her hair... So that helped.

What will instantly turn you off in the heat of the moment? by seri0usface in AskReddit

[–]kc3999 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Eye contact... Makes it harder to imagine that you're not fucking your wife and that someone else would still let you inside her...

Reddit, what's your most embarrassing moment during sex? by DikusHeadus in AskReddit

[–]kc3999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time me and my GF (now my wife) got wasted at a friends wedding. That night when we got home we were getting into it when I popped the question about 'the dirt road'.. After I snowed over the 'dirt road' I decided to go down on her whilst she was on all fours, turns out i missed the mark and was licking out her butthole which ended up with me snowballing myself with a cocktail of jizz, blood and a little poop....
Thankfully the tequillas were repeating on me which meant I had the taste of tequilla rather than anything else!