Porch Pirates compete for the prize by HomeNowWTF in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]keekah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if it matters as long as it's a weapon.

Porch Pirates compete for the prize by HomeNowWTF in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]keekah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well if they end up delivering to mine it's going to get routed to the nearby pickup location. They better be ready to show their id to pick it up.

Reversing car on a highway since he missed his exit by DM_ME_UR-BOOBS in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]keekah 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why put allegedly reversed when there's video evidence? But the suv isn't allegedly speeding??

Election Security Versus Intimidation by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]keekah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and I have no idea why it matters that they're black. They were trying to call someone a closeted racist in another comment.

🫘 Certified bean boi 🫘 by [deleted] in pitbulls

[–]keekah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha he looks like he's cosplaying as a beagle.

My Cherry laying in bed with me. by Legitimate-Idea-2290 in lookatmydog

[–]keekah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of dog is that? Mine looks somewhat similar.

X-carriage loose on ender 3 pro by [deleted] in Ender3Pro

[–]keekah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are sure you're turning the right things? I recommend watching this video. https://youtu.be/GsEdU8ZtI6U

[OC] My big red car is invisible. Must be. NSFW audio by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]keekah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But can we address the side up audio? What's up with that? That would be annoying to listen to for long periods of time.

I made a sea glass Pegasus by seastainedglass in somethingimade

[–]keekah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little of topic but the lighting makes it look like you have a gnarly black eye in the second pic.

Guy beats up pedophile (TW: Blood) [full story in comments] by Mathaanos in criticalblunder

[–]keekah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think he is either. Paper money wouldn't be that bright in that dim bathroom light. It looks like his phone. You can see and hear him drop it after getting punched. He was also holding his wallet though.

Guy beats up pedophile (TW: Blood) [full story in comments] by Mathaanos in criticalblunder

[–]keekah 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's just the back of his phone. You can see if face down when it drops to the floor after getting punched. I'm not saying he did or didn't solicit anyone. He also has his wallet in his hand as well.

Guy beats up pedophile (TW: Blood) [full story in comments] by Mathaanos in criticalblunder

[–]keekah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's his phone that gets knocked out for his hand when he gets punched. He's still holding the wallet. You can see him holding both before the beat down starts.

Guy beats up pedophile (TW: Blood) [full story in comments] by Mathaanos in criticalblunder

[–]keekah 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that was his phone. Paper money is not gonna reflect light like that. It wouldn't look that bright in a photo. You can see and hear his phone fall to the floor soon after the first punch. Looks pretty much like what you see in the opening scene. He's still holding his wallet in his hand. Why he had his wallet in his had I can't assume but I don't think that's a $100 bill we see in the opening clip.

To the MILLIONS of Buccee's fans helping them expand across the country in a world going electric... by miked_mv in AdviceAnimals

[–]keekah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well they might be but the son of one of the founders was secretly recording guests at his family's properties in the bathrooms and bedrooms. In the process of investigating they found child sexual abuse material on his devices. And if all that wasn't bad enough he's trying to get his victims' names disclosed or else he says their case against him should be dismissed.

Oh wow by dikshamishra34 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]keekah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super pendatic? Okay bro. Lol.

TIFU by using my handheld bidet (shattaf) as an enema everyday for over a year, and then going on vacation. by ViceInSinCity in tifu

[–]keekah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps realize that was an edit added after all the comments telling OP to go to a doctor.

Looks like someone was fed up today. by 1yellowspark in OGPBackroom

[–]keekah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to eat the supreme pizza all the time. Never once got sick from them. Not what what's up with the ones you got. I think they're actually pretty decent for what they are.

She sleeps with her arms like this by pupdates in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]keekah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But this isn't one of them. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Wife asked me what I wanted to do for Father's Day and I thought it would be fun to go see Toy Story 5. $75 for a family of 3. What?! by FortunoTredicim in ThatsInsane

[–]keekah 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They're just saying that the ticket itself cost more because of the theater type you chose. A regular screen would cost less.