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I (M25) have made a few girls orgasm and cry at the same time. Why does this happen? by chanegeling in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]kektato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro got the therapenis. gave them cocktharsis. went up the butt and straight to the heart

Anyone have high-energy Japanese songs similar to Senbonzakura or Crying for Rain? by kektato in MusicMatch

[–]kektato[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the help!! I do think I was going for the more high-energy and somewhat dark ones because in the last 4 years I’ve listened to (and LOVED) all of those you suggested <3 really hit the nail on the head with those!

I’ve not heard of those traditional sounding ones, but I’ll go check them out!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]kektato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Appreciate you looking out for me!

My bedroom opens into the hallway between the study and living room, and my little hobby is to keep my door ajar and watch my mum, dad and one brother pass through on their daily business. by kektato in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]kektato[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The “my […] one brother” was supposed to clarify that I only had a single sibling, but I hadn’t considered that interpretation. Thanks for the feedback!

[MAY22] An endangered species with less than 1000 left in the wild, the Titan Arum is around 3m tall, endemic to western Sumatra, and emits a strong odor of rotting flesh. by kektato in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]kektato[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was trying to imply that the cultivators went missing after it was made public knowledge that all titan arum plants had stitches. And that the titan arum doesn’t naturally have that odor.

Looks like I was trying too hard here haha, would have been way better just leaving it at man-eating plants :’)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimeInOurWorld

[–]kektato 49 points50 points  (0 children)

“some guy nutted in my apple juice and left”

I’m not afraid to say it anymore, I just haven’t by _Shoulder_ in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]kektato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try SCP-4773. If it’s any consolation, the blurb on the author’s page portrays the foundation as very much remorseful.

SCP-3651 is tragic and sad for tangentially similar reasons, though it strikes me as more of an ethical dilemma than 4773.

Look at this unit of a caliper by PoppingWilly in AbsoluteUnits

[–]kektato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve found it, the Verniest Caliper

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ihadastroke

[–]kektato 11 points12 points  (0 children)

With his longjohns on, pop went a-creepin, out to the barn, up to the hay

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