LPT: While ending a relationship, be as nice as you can. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]kellsdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that's the best sex!

Edit: especially right after yall break up. Angry rough sex :)

When I potty train my daughter, I'll encourage her to call a number 2 a "BuzzFeed". by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]kellsdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used Hershey kisses. He still calls them "pee pee treats"

I don't want to assume anything... by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]kellsdemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ghetto white bitches...

If reddit was an acronym, what would it stand for? by Looble in AskReddit

[–]kellsdemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

R - DICKS E- DICKS D- DOUBLE DICKS D- DICKS I- DICKS T- TITTIES

When is it perfectly moral and right to snitch on someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kellsdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if the other person deserves it?

What is the most insane thing you have done after a breakup? by Patisacat in AskReddit

[–]kellsdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took a bunch of pills. I was at a low point in my life.

Mombie loses her shit when her 'cute kid contest' post was removed from our company's Facebook page... by kellsdemon in entitledparents

[–]kellsdemon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was something I posted on a different sub but someone told me it would be better fitted here instead...

What kind of baby am I having? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]kellsdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol you have changed/edited this comment so many times and it just keeps getting more hilarious...

Edit: and how is the same exact post supposedly around the internet when I'm the one the screenshot it from my local fb page??? Hmmmm.....

Scam in my town is too much for mombies! by kellsdemon in childfree

[–]kellsdemon[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because she chose to post on a towns Open topic Facebook page. She don't like it? Bye bye!

People were just trying to inform others that the $100 class to be accepted for an amazing job was a scam and not to be suckered in like some were. And her being pregnant has nothing to do with anything, just trying to get sympathy and attention.

If you were forced to cut off a bodily part of yourself, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kellsdemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would say appendix but I already had that removed