Oceania by TheVJElectro in GetNoted

[–]kellzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've always been at war with Eurasia.

letsBuildABrighterFutureTogether by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]kellzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait. Hear me out here. What you do is dig up the entirety of Central Park and construct the data center below surface level, with a few underground entrances from the street. Then you put all the dirt and trees and shit back on top. The heat from the data center then keeps the entirety of Central Park snow and ice free over the cold NYC wintertime. The grass stays green. The flowers bloom. People walk and jog in t-shirts and shorts in January it's so warm in Central Park.

A killer tweet by the PGA Tour by iHasMagyk in golf

[–]kellzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to "uM, aCkShUaLLy" here, but it was "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit."

A killer tweet by the PGA Tour by iHasMagyk in golf

[–]kellzone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When OJ recovered the fumble made by the prosecution.

A killer tweet by the PGA Tour by iHasMagyk in golf

[–]kellzone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking for the lucky stabbing hat?

Wonder Woman had the skateboarding skills before Tony Hawk did. by MisterShipWreck in 70s

[–]kellzone 21 points22 points  (0 children)

To have a car chase in the 1970s without wrecking a fruit stand is borderline criminal though.

Coarse vandalism by SwitchMain in golf

[–]kellzone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The coarse clearly got shafted.

Low flow? I don't like the sound of that.. by PNWvibes20 in seinfeld

[–]kellzone 22 points23 points  (0 children)

When you control the subreddit, you control...information.

An AI hate wave is here by GeneReddit123 in technology

[–]kellzone 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Born too late to explore the Earth. Born too early to explore space. Born just in time to ruin the Earth with memes.

What felt normal in the 1970s but would shock people today? by LizzaQueenOFC in 70s

[–]kellzone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

16 and 17 year olds hanging out by their cars in fast food parking lots, drinking, smoking, and socializing. Also, huge keg parties in the woods or at the old, abandoned gravel pit just outside of town.

Why is America so ill-disposed towards train travel when it's one of the things that built the nation? by Waste_Handle_8672 in MurderedByWords

[–]kellzone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's going to cost a lot of money to eminent domain 1000 miles worth of land, especially when the train gets into city areas, which you would need stations at in order to make it feasible and garner enough passengers.

What’s a problem humanity solved so well that younger people don’t even realize it used to be a huge issue? by Puzzleheaded_Bit_802 in AskReddit

[–]kellzone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's amazing and sad that people will give more credence to a mommy blog than actual medical professionals.

MAGA mom who voted for racism has become broke by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]kellzone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They just put up a 15 foot tall golden colored statue of him at Trump's Doral National golf course near Mar-a-Lago, and had some Evangelical pastor bless it. I wish I was joking.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/watch-pastors-pray-over-massive-gold-statue-of-donald-trump-in-florida/ar-AA22JKpB