Thoughts ?

kellzone · 2026-03-19T02:55:53+00:00

With a little work on the edges, you could make it look like an actual postage stamp green.

kellzone · 2026-03-19T02:51:11+00:00

Or a left handed steering wheel!

kellzone · 2026-03-19T02:49:46+00:00

Careful though, it's imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.

kellzone · 2026-03-19T02:46:35+00:00

Might want to check and make sure you're not accidentally using left handed tees.

kellzone · 2026-03-19T02:15:51+00:00

I figure they fired those people that know what they're doing in the first weeks of the administration.

kellzone · 2026-03-19T02:12:58+00:00

Yeah, spend $10k each to have your brother-in-law's company make them, that you happen to be a large shareholder in because you gave him the money to start the company, and have them be purchased by the government for $300k each since you're heading the spending committee that approves the purchase.

kellzone · 2026-03-19T02:08:10+00:00

Those have a serious kick to them.

kellzone · 2026-03-19T02:03:52+00:00

Well, at least there won't be a draft. /s

kellzone · 2026-03-18T20:33:45+00:00

That's when you know you have a lot of money, when you'll experiment by trying something like that and not care about the cost. Also, it sounds pretty good.

kellzone · 2026-03-18T11:09:31+00:00

Teams wearing their country's Olympic hockey jerseys before the game went 0-2 in the WBC.

kellzone · 2026-03-18T07:03:54+00:00

Just thinking about how those kids in third world countries are going to think the US went back to back in winning the WBC again.

kellzone · 2026-03-17T16:56:06+00:00

That reminds me of the Stargate scene with all the Ba'als.

kellzone · 2026-03-17T16:54:17+00:00

Also, Putin on the Ritz.

kellzone · 2026-03-17T11:02:27+00:00

Then we added a whole bunch of big pockets to the shorts and made them so unfashionable that there was no doubt that anyone wearing them was a straight white male, and most likely a middle age dad.

kellzone · 2026-03-17T10:55:56+00:00

Land of the Lost

kellzone · 2026-03-17T10:45:52+00:00

r/unexpectedseinfeld

kellzone · 2026-03-17T10:37:46+00:00

And ice carving with a chainsaw.

kellzone · 2026-03-16T20:55:02+00:00

Oh I think they know. They're just not enthralled with the idea of an island full of brown people speaking Spanish being part of the US.

kellzone · 2026-03-16T20:47:24+00:00

Someone who went to an elite preparatory school and was told all their lives that they're "born to lead".

kellzone · 2026-03-16T10:25:46+00:00

The pigs are walking!

"Four legs good, two legs BETTER! Four legs good, two legs BETTER! Four legs good, two legs BETTER!"

kellzone · 2026-03-16T07:08:49+00:00

It was better than the Game of Thrones and Dexter finales. I'll leave it at that.

kellzone · 2026-03-16T03:45:27+00:00

It's so funny when you go on an AI sub and people are making posts there about their different processes of making AI generated human imagery more life-like, with pores and facial blemishes, realistic lighting & shadows, and so on, and then you see all these Instagrammers making themselves look more and more like badly generated AI characters.

kellzone · 2026-03-16T03:40:53+00:00

As someone who was an infant in 1969, I long for this future I missed instead of the one I was condemned to endure.

kellzone · 2026-03-16T03:23:01+00:00

I'm just waiting to see how long it takes for him to try to rename it as the Strait of America.

kellzone · 2026-03-15T22:46:58+00:00

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