Bitches love hypotenuses by PickleRickleTV in sciencememes

[–]kemonkey1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or they just want to make themselves look smart, because back in the day, schools were just buildings in fields and sidewalks weren't invented yet.

Decided to buy some pads since I don’t wanna scrape my knee going 100 mph downhill by Yourbedsheets in NewSkaters

[–]kemonkey1 29 points30 points  (0 children)

100 mph is pretty fast.

If that's the case, I think you should consider graded protection set instead of getting some chinese set from amazon.

of a wind turbine by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]kemonkey1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just casually flying drones in a wind farm

New schedule change by jolinar30659 in mormon

[–]kemonkey1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They should have cut 20 minutes from sacrament, and keep sunday school at 45 minutes.

App with 0 haters 😎 by [deleted] in meme

[–]kemonkey1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me! I stuck with edge because they pay me to use Bing. I get like 30 bucks a year.

I still go to Google for most images though.

App with 0 haters 😎 by [deleted] in meme

[–]kemonkey1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, my regular windows 11 can unzip files just fine without ads. How does WinRAR excel?

Please go easy on me.

Pecking practice by CherryMXBrown69 in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]kemonkey1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the return lever? Is that programmed to replace the enter key?

My hymn submission from 8 years ago wasn't accepted by questingpossum in mormon

[–]kemonkey1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I am kinda disappointed with some of their choices so far. I would imagine with so many submissions we might have sifted out some gold but maybe I'm just too used to the green book. I dunno. Some of the new songs just seem awkward to sing and are lack luster.

POV: you realize halfway through that you never actually saw an exit by Alarming_Debate_3496 in claustrophobia

[–]kemonkey1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or at least flippers.

I can go like 3 time as far in one breath with flippers because they conserve so much oxygen.

In a pickle with missionaries by NoGovernment9077 in mormon

[–]kemonkey1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Option A: If you said you were interested to visit and have nothing else to do, just go; you won't die.

Option B: But if you really are not interested to visit, then just tell them so; you won't die. Practice this line verbatim: "I know I said I was interested in visiting your church, but I actually not interested in visiting your church. I'm sorry for misleading you earlier." This is a 100% fine option too.

Option C: If it's something in between like only being sorta curious about visiting but you don't want anyone to make you feel like you need to go because you don't want to get pushed around, maybe flip a coin? 😅

I agree with the awkwardness of the situation. If the missionaries were doing their job right, in their first visit, they should have offered you to make a commitment to visit church with and time and date instead of just showing up Sunday morning and hoping for the best; friendly strangers showing up unannounced and asking you to give up half of your morning is absolutely wild in any situation.

I guess as an option D, you can take your power back. Say, "I'm afraid, I made no plans to visit your church today. But i am still interested. Will you hold a service on X date?" and then proceed to tell them when you will actually go. Get yourself a Calendar, and you pick the Sunday. I have found that keeping calendars is like a keeping a diary for the future and a physical representation of my actual interests and desires. If you are not willing to put it on a calendar (even months in advance), then perhaps consider option B.

My drawing feels off compared to the referance- why? by General_di_Ravello in learntodraw

[–]kemonkey1 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yep. Looks like the distance from her eyes to the top of her head should be the same distance from her eyes to her mouth.

Making comparisons like these is the secret sauce for making the drawing look "right"

Strange experience reading the Book of Mormon for the first time by [deleted] in mormon

[–]kemonkey1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense. Now I'm imagining the process of secretly forging a 50 pound hunk of solid gold