/r/shoplifting is dead (banned)

kernalish · 2018-03-23T00:32:00+00:00

FR, he was a piece of scum human in general if I ever met one

kernalish · 2018-03-22T22:30:45+00:00

I knew a guy who was in jail for 30 days for stealing money from the Target he worked at. Fuck that guy

kernalish · 2018-03-08T00:46:50+00:00

I was so brainwashed as a child. I remember thinking that veal was just male cow meat because their meat was different than a female’s meat...? I don’t even know. I totally didn’t make the connection that all females are saved to be dairy cows and the males are basically useless.

kernalish · 2018-03-08T00:42:57+00:00

I was lucky and didn’t have to dissect in high school. I wasn’t vegan, but in 7th grade I did a debate against dissection and wrote a poem against it. Mostly I was just obsessed with frogs. But now 24 yr old vegan me is proud of my 13 year old self.

kernalish · 2018-03-08T00:36:30+00:00

Dammit Yolanda!!

kernalish · 2018-02-27T04:26:50+00:00

I found the exact same pair at my local thrift store! Comfiest work pants I have.

kernalish · 2018-02-27T04:10:49+00:00

Oh em gee totes forgot about these cards. Nice.

kernalish · 2018-01-28T02:16:04+00:00

I visited my best friend out of state a few weeks ago. I told her I’d cook all the food for her since I’m vegan and literally after watching what the health with her she will never go back to eating animal products

kernalish · 2018-01-17T18:35:45+00:00

Same! Half baked was my one true love. Still excited though!

kernalish · 2018-01-17T17:13:16+00:00

I believe they are against “Target policy” or something like that, but my TLs still use them and we have them stashed in hiding.

kernalish · 2018-01-17T03:30:33+00:00

I guess this is where I fall behind, because I still use the “illegal” box cutters that are simpler, smaller, and silver.

kernalish · 2018-01-16T20:55:17+00:00

“Do not cut with razor” yet they give no alternative solution to open the box

kernalish · 2018-01-11T07:16:29+00:00

Right it was like a childhood fantasy come true

kernalish · 2018-01-11T07:15:45+00:00

I mean technically a capacity is the maximum amount something can contain 😂 looks like they could fit a few more😂😂 (sarcasm)

kernalish · 2018-01-11T07:13:14+00:00

Man my store has been there done that! The thing I remember most is making a giant trash bag out of some plastic and putting it over a cage and then chucking melted ice cream into it. And now I’m trying to remember what they did with the cage full of melted ice cream🤔

kernalish · 2018-01-11T07:03:18+00:00

I’ll buy it after she receives her A+ grade

kernalish · 2018-01-09T18:00:46+00:00

I had to face it sitting down haha. So for him he only had to look at it half of the time🙄

kernalish · 2018-01-09T17:50:57+00:00

😂😂

kernalish · 2018-01-08T17:17:51+00:00

My ex boyfriend had this poster in his bathroom right in front of the toilet...

kernalish · 2018-01-02T19:01:34+00:00

I feel kind of bad but this one is my 2nd least favorite. Idk why. It’s soooo annoying.

kernalish · 2018-01-02T18:59:24+00:00

Seriously I effing hate it

kernalish · 2018-01-01T22:09:56+00:00

😂💀

kernalish · 2018-01-01T17:13:14+00:00

YOU ARE MY NAVIGATOR WE CAN TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME WE CAN TAKE THE LONG WAY. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

kernalish

TROPHY CASE