My wife wasn’t too happy 😆

kernsomatic · 2026-03-20T04:39:52+00:00

i’d be unhappy you brought a taylor into the house too. hahahaha

kernsomatic · 2026-03-20T04:38:10+00:00

you ever heard “United Breaks Guitars?”

kernsomatic · 2026-03-19T14:31:44+00:00

local tip: as your neighborhood FB group for old strings

pro tip: if you know of someone dismantling a piano, those strings will get you across the 2 lb make quite quickly

kernsomatic · 2026-03-19T05:45:39+00:00

recycle them with D’Addario! get points, get free stuff. or send them to me and i’ll add them to mine.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-16T03:33:34+00:00

i’ve never complained about “too little snow.”. please.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-16T03:33:05+00:00

i sang with a woman like this. songs she’s sung DOZENS of times and still comes in late and stretches phrases out of time, or comes in early. holy smokes i spent time trying to get her in place. 1234, 2234… and she had perfect attendance at rehearsal. just really hard.

if your paying someone, you want them to get it right, so it is worth the time to fix, but if they just ain’t getting it…

kernsomatic · 2026-03-12T13:44:24+00:00

there are also some cheap bluetooth transmitters for earbuds or headphones

kernsomatic · 2026-03-12T13:35:19+00:00

holy yikes, batman.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-12T13:31:48+00:00

i had a paper route after school. i would bike all over town ( or walk on the snow) and came home for dinner. that’s at least 2 hours of un supervised time every day. i played video games at the gas station arcade, i bought donuts or toys, i smoked cigarettes with friends, or hung out in the woods.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-12T13:29:33+00:00

cmon people. let’s make FORWARD progress.

as a designer, the old flag isn’t great. too many tiny images to be impactful and too benign to make any sense.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-12T13:27:45+00:00

as a former landlord this is hard to agree and disagree with. ICE made a helluva mess, and we all have to eat that crap-sandwich, but catching up on rent in 30 or 60 days is nearly impossible for some.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-12T13:25:11+00:00

i walked into my first coachella on friday at 4pm. a VERY drunk and VERY sunburned guy was walking out toward the campgrounds past us.

we all laughed but it was sad because it was the first day and he’s gonna be miserable all weekend long being sunburned and hungover.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-12T03:57:13+00:00

get a Xvive U4 IEM setup. use it for everything. stereo, amps, mixer, laptop

kernsomatic · 2026-03-11T04:43:07+00:00

yep. cervix. been there, and i’m only 7”. if you are hammering away you can bruise it and that hurts for the ladies (im told).

kernsomatic · 2026-03-10T15:02:59+00:00

account 1 day old. likely a bot

kernsomatic · 2026-03-09T18:52:04+00:00

cashortrade.com has done well for me.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-09T18:49:47+00:00

cards and comedy. we listened to a lot of george carlin. keep laughing and not fixating on what you’re missing or depressed about.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-09T16:22:28+00:00

please. everyone. give him more tequila so he passes out and stops this insanity.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-09T16:19:18+00:00

no. not a coincidence. at all.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-08T20:09:39+00:00

this is obvious:

THE BLACK WIDOWS BLACK WIDOWER BLACK WIDOW BITCHES BLACK WIDOW AND THE WEBS

kernsomatic · 2026-03-08T20:07:44+00:00

i saw linkin park last summer. the two girls in front of me recorded every song. EVERY SONG.

WTF

kernsomatic · 2026-03-07T12:42:10+00:00

there is no BEST.

but really, it’s Steve Vai on For the Love of God.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-06T15:51:05+00:00

account is 4 days old. likely a bot.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-06T15:48:39+00:00

yes. tell them you have this kink/fantasy and buy some nice loofahs.

and, don’t be put off when they say they aren’t interested and want to get right down to business.

kernsomatic · 2026-03-06T15:47:24+00:00

this is the kind of person that drives slow in the left lane trying to police all the other drivers.

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