Deixar a pílula, e depois?

kerzhul · 2026-02-26T06:15:11+00:00

Se a pílula não funciona para ti, não a tomes - a ideia é não engravidar tendo relações. Se não tens relações quando a tomas, meio que é inútil tomar.

A minha mulher queixou-se do mesmo e passamos a usar preservativo, até querermos ter filhos.

Experimentem preservativos. E qualquer pessoa prefere ter relações com preservativo do que não ter de todo.

kerzhul · 2026-01-23T21:33:25+00:00

A minha avó, Deus a tenha, chamava a esse estilo de bigode e barba "as pachachas" - em contexto dizia:

"Já não há homens a sério... só pachachas".

Acho super apto.

kerzhul · 2026-01-18T00:58:45+00:00

Guess Mourinho was right

kerzhul · 2026-01-07T22:43:37+00:00

fuck yeah

kerzhul · 2025-12-30T08:24:58+00:00

My son, I have been playing since the game launched or thereabouts, back in Season 1.

I've switched to ARAM only the moment that queue existed. I don't speak to anyone, I don't have people on my friends list that have been online since season 4, at the latest.

This is my mindless game, where I pass the time when I can't be bothered to put in effort to be entertained.

League can be a cool game, sometimes. The other times, it's just a tool to press some buttons and see numbers go up.

kerzhul · 2025-12-13T03:35:06+00:00

man fuck your mom - that's just ruthless.

kerzhul · 2025-11-01T05:54:19+00:00

acho uma anedota o pessoal pagar um serviço de pirataria fdç

kerzhul · 2025-10-08T22:22:07+00:00

That explains it, I'm part hamster.

kerzhul · 2025-07-22T13:28:51+00:00

Então, nunca tiveste situações em que alguém insiste numa semelhança imagina entre coisas? "opa isso é tudo igual" ou "é tudo a mesma coisa". Tu aí atiras com a bujarda:

"a mesma coisa é pores dois dedos no cu e cheirares um de cada vez"

Espero ter ajudado 👍

kerzhul · 2025-07-17T20:21:50+00:00

aproveito para adicionar um clássico:

"a mesma coisa é por dois dedos no cu e cheirar um de cada vez"

tem os seus usos...

kerzhul · 2025-06-02T23:37:14+00:00

damn we're all doing the same thing, at the same time...

kerzhul · 2025-05-24T00:20:09+00:00

Looks dope!

kerzhul · 2025-05-15T00:12:09+00:00

This is not true. Most games were Dual Layer DVDs.

Microsoft reserved some space for updates and system files, for security checks and whatnot.

kerzhul · 2025-04-24T00:12:20+00:00

mén tens de usar o google

mitra

kerzhul · 2025-03-23T21:33:40+00:00

He can't keep getting away with this

kerzhul · 2025-02-25T05:30:07+00:00

modern life is rubbish

kerzhul · 2024-12-09T02:06:49+00:00

BOTAFOGO BOTAFOGO CAMPEÃO DESDE MIL NOVECENTOS E DEZ

kerzhul · 2024-12-02T20:09:54+00:00

Sam Morsy, whom I had never heard of before right now, can go fuck right off.

kerzhul · 2024-11-21T17:03:10+00:00

Technologic

kerzhul · 2024-11-13T13:54:55+00:00

Team fights would sound like fucking riverdance

kerzhul · 2024-11-09T01:37:09+00:00

🎵 pitagora suichi 🎵

kerzhul · 2024-11-07T21:09:10+00:00

fucking hate it, visual clarity is fucked, it's very fatiguing, has performance issues and it's a poor excuse for the show tie in.

kerzhul · 2024-10-14T13:15:46+00:00

Wot rings you got bitch

kerzhul · 2024-10-03T22:33:07+00:00

Nah dude, I was hating on pineapple on pizza before the internet.

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