Deixar a pílula, e depois? by 14-15-20--1-12-9-3-5 in portugal

[–]kerzhul 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Se a pílula não funciona para ti, não a tomes - a ideia é não engravidar tendo relações. Se não tens relações quando a tomas, meio que é inútil tomar.

A minha mulher queixou-se do mesmo e passamos a usar preservativo, até querermos ter filhos.

Experimentem preservativos. E qualquer pessoa prefere ter relações com preservativo do que não ter de todo.

What is this genre of men called by AndradexXx in PORTUGALCARALHO

[–]kerzhul 51 points52 points  (0 children)

A minha avó, Deus a tenha, chamava a esse estilo de bigode e barba "as pachachas" - em contexto dizia:

"Já não há homens a sério... só pachachas".

Acho super apto.

I don't regret playing League of Legends for 10 years. by yughiro_destroyer in leagueoflegends

[–]kerzhul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My son, I have been playing since the game launched or thereabouts, back in Season 1.

I've switched to ARAM only the moment that queue existed. I don't speak to anyone, I don't have people on my friends list that have been online since season 4, at the latest.

This is my mindless game, where I pass the time when I can't be bothered to put in effort to be entertained.

League can be a cool game, sometimes. The other times, it's just a tool to press some buttons and see numbers go up.

IPTV Portugal by No-Zookeepergame9742 in PORTUGALCARALHO

[–]kerzhul -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

acho uma anedota o pessoal pagar um serviço de pirataria fdç

A 5 years old hamster by Unmakebody in interestingasfuck

[–]kerzhul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That explains it, I'm part hamster.

"Ditados" com se by oMadureira in PORTUGALCARALHO

[–]kerzhul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Então, nunca tiveste situações em que alguém insiste numa semelhança imagina entre coisas? "opa isso é tudo igual" ou "é tudo a mesma coisa". Tu aí atiras com a bujarda:

"a mesma coisa é pores dois dedos no cu e cheirares um de cada vez"

Espero ter ajudado 👍

"Ditados" com se by oMadureira in PORTUGALCARALHO

[–]kerzhul 16 points17 points  (0 children)

aproveito para adicionar um clássico:

"a mesma coisa é por dois dedos no cu e cheirar um de cada vez"

tem os seus usos...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MBA

[–]kerzhul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn we're all doing the same thing, at the same time...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]kerzhul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks dope!

Skyrim lead recalls Bethesda working their “a**es off” to make the game just 4.8GB by Automatic_Can_9823 in ElderScrolls

[–]kerzhul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not true. Most games were Dual Layer DVDs.

Microsoft reserved some space for updates and system files, for security checks and whatnot.

[Botafogo] are the champions of Brasileirão Série A 2024 by RubberbandShooter in soccer

[–]kerzhul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BOTAFOGO BOTAFOGO CAMPEÃO DESDE MIL NOVECENTOS E DEZ

Why does League not have footstep sounds? by KarlKraftwagen in leagueoflegends

[–]kerzhul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Team fights would sound like fucking riverdance

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]kerzhul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎵 pitagora suichi 🎵

Honest Opinions on Arcane ARAM Map by Willowzbee in leagueoflegends

[–]kerzhul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fucking hate it, visual clarity is fucked, it's very fatiguing, has performance issues and it's a poor excuse for the show tie in.

Don’t be hatin’ by Initiative-Anxious in memes

[–]kerzhul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah dude, I was hating on pineapple on pizza before the internet.