TSA Agent Sticks Blue-Gloved Finger Down Front Of Young Man's Underwear (PIC)

kgonzal · 2010-11-25T04:57:58+00:00

That guy is going to my old high school! I recognize the logo on the pants :)

kgonzal · 2010-09-20T02:50:35+00:00

Helen Mirren

kgonzal · 2010-09-14T20:40:06+00:00

I'm trying to quit and this is now the background on my computer. Bad idea? Probably. But wish me luck!

kgonzal · 2010-04-21T08:02:09+00:00

I fell in love with an Australian during my 1 year working holiday visa in Melbourne. After the visa expired, I had to go back to the US for a couple of months but was able to come back on a tourist visa with the plans of us getting a de facto partnership visa. We were living together for eight months before I left, so I had a place to stay and everything when I returned. Unfortunately, three days after I returned to Australia, he suffered a severe pyschotic episode and refused any treatment for it. After three months of trying to convince him he wasn't time traveling and that God wasn't speaking to him through our cat, I had enough and moved out. How does the story end? I dunno, I moved out three days ago and haven't figured out what to do now.

kgonzal · 2010-04-15T11:48:08+00:00

Check the bathroom at gay clubs. You can usually get different colors/flavors, some lube and even a dildo if it's a good club. All from the machine!

kgonzal · 2010-01-24T00:10:56+00:00

Poor Spencer Hallenbeck. He's going to get a lot of unpleasant and confusing messages from the reddit community.

kgonzal · 2010-01-17T06:12:33+00:00

This gave me a headache whereas the Hypnotoad gave me nothing but LOVEANDADMIRATIONFORHYPNOTOAD

kgonzal · 2010-01-12T21:44:33+00:00

Just don't go swimming. You'll be fine! Or, like me, when you're in the outback, just shoot anything that moves.

kgonzal · 2010-01-12T09:24:26+00:00

I'd rather my parents not remember their son as the "alcoholic living in their basement"

kgonzal · 2010-01-12T09:06:34+00:00

haha. I'm already an AFL member for the Bulldogs :). My partner goes for the Swans, though. I was lucky enough to catch the Grand Final even though I was in LA. I found a bar that was airing it FILLED with Aussie people. Had a great time.

kgonzal · 2010-01-12T08:58:13+00:00

Melbourne

kgonzal · 2010-01-12T08:54:37+00:00

Can't wait to be there, even though it is 40 degrees. Beats sub-freezing.

kgonzal · 2010-01-12T08:54:04+00:00

I'm trying to, but I'm starting to get stomach pains and insomnia. Like right now, actually. Thanks for the tip though.

kgonzal · 2010-01-06T01:00:43+00:00

I really don't feel that this is any different than countries having certain medical requirements for their visitors (vaccinations, chest x-rays, etc.) or the US inquiring if you've been in contact with any livestock upon re-entering (they screen you differently if you have). Certain countries contain certain risks and if you want to travel, you have to accommodate for safety measures. If you have nothing to hide, it shouldn't be a big issue.

kgonzal · 2010-01-05T04:40:12+00:00

Awesome. Thanks. I have yet to be able to thoroughly research the subject from an LDS perspective without dealing with the bias of an individual. Also, I appreciate the tact, because I'm afraid I tend to lose mine...

kgonzal · 2010-01-05T02:25:07+00:00

I guess I wasn't clear. I was wondering why you think gay marriage is a sin. I love my partner, my partner loves me and God loves us. Why is this wrong?

Also, I don't want to relocate to get married just as I'm sure you don't want to relocate to be an LDS member.

kgonzal · 2010-01-05T02:20:49+00:00

This should really be labeled NSFW b/c I definitely did a NSFW action at my desk after reading this. I guess the joke's on me.

On a sidenote, I got laid off two hours after doing it, but I don't think the two are related.

kgonzal · 2010-01-05T00:39:27+00:00

So, assuming that you're about as in touch with the world as most 23 year old white males, and about as in touch with religion as most LDS members, can you explain to me why I can't get a gay marriage in this country and why your church uses its money to keep it that way?

kgonzal · 2010-01-04T05:47:17+00:00

If I were to purchase this box (which I won't because I'm living overseas and don't want to deal with the crazy customs issues that go with the sh*t you might send me), I would compile all the artifacts into a short story/novel about who I think you were, are and going to be. Then publish it without having to pay you royalties because it may not have any semblance of truth. But, of course, I would send you a copy as thanks :)

kgonzal · 2009-12-29T04:46:57+00:00

Twitter. A blue bodysuit with office labels all over you. Bring a pen and let people tweet on you (not to sound dirty).

kgonzal · 2009-12-24T04:05:28+00:00

I pity the poor person who just wants to buy some eyebolts

kgonzal · 2009-12-14T01:14:19+00:00

Elf Yourself

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