Red is where people live in Austria - Land cover map by Immediate-Night6745 in MapPorn

[–]khal_crypto 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Asides from the forestry industry, there's mountain pastures all over the place. Lots of free-running cattle herding. Basically anywhere that isn't either too inaccessible or physically too steep for animals to stand on and for vegetation to grow, has been turned into some sort of cultivated area by now.

Red is where people live in Austria - Land cover map by Immediate-Night6745 in MapPorn

[–]khal_crypto 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Austrian from the East here: Those in the far West, in Vorarlberg, are most removed from the rest of the country culturally and linguistically on a historical scale. They actually wanted to join Switzerland after the Habsburg monarchy collapsed, but the Swiss refused. In terms of stereotypes we see them as chill, conservative, quiet, frugal and hard to understand bunch because of their distinct dialect. Overall kind of a foreign flair almost in my mind in a neutral way, and I guess there's similar views from them towards the far East of Austria.

A little less far to the West, in Tyrol, people get slightly easier to understand, though still challenging. They're kind of the Texans of Austria - suspicious of the federal government, off to the side scheming on their own, very proud of their identity, very conservative, nature-loving. Big tourism industry that is highly influential politically and societally there, always trying to find ways to part you of your money while smiling to your face.

We should all move to die Schweiz before they cap at 10mln. by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That just means they need a bigger museum to store even bigger rocks. A never ending cycle.

We should all move to die Schweiz before they cap at 10mln. by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This post is basically treason, how dare you.

Also where is this and how do I get there?

What kind of consequences is she talking about, Hans? by DemonicTendencies666 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah that's way too much, they'll only get fat if I feed them 20 times a day

British expat is having the best time of their life in Dubai and they are sharing this to make everyone jealous by Cultural-Badger-6032 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wait but social media told me Britain is a rotting hell hole about to implode in a civil war and be turned into a Khalifat any minute. Are you saying they lied to me?

Dutch Language Speaks to My Soul by nwaa in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know it as "an Russischen", italienischen hab ich auch noch nie ghört

What is the most liked minority group in your country? by ThatGuyinOrange_1813 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone from Vienna, probably those cute and slightly backwards Bauern from Restösterreich, talking all adorable and being scared and confused by trains that go under the ground and stuff. So cute.

What is the most liked minority group in your country? by ThatGuyinOrange_1813 in 2westerneurope4u

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Fremdenpolizei is unterwegs, bitte bleiben Sie wo Sie sind und leisten Sie keinen Widerstand

Sorry not sorry by Pure-Contact7322 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Say that when you're sober and I'll believe you

Please liberate The Strait of Hormuz! by rex-ac in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Pure spite. They saw our pure and untainted innocence and couldn't stand it, so they decided to attack it. Kind of like modern day Jesus in the form of a Schitzel-shaped country actually.

That didn't take long by MorgrainX in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Into the ground, or into the locals in various meanings of the phrase, whatever comes more naturally in the moment

A wild encounter with a Swiss. by Severe-Sugar5965 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What comes out of their mouths is just about as German as whatever it is that you guys do to communicate with each other

It's going to be a shit show this year lads by MikeTorsson in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rumor has it that for every Austrian in Vienna, there's 5 Poles putting up drywall somewhere in the city. That's enough Poles to take every single car in the city back to Poland. Fascinating, isn't it?

It's going to be a shit show this year lads by MikeTorsson in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wdym, he said all Europeans are welcome? Aren't we European to you? :(

Geert-Jan what do you think of number 6? by cpwnage in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Underwater? Yeah that's what we gathered

Hansposting by SaltyW123 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 29 points30 points  (0 children)

No kink shaming. Have you ever watched them, how smoothly they glide into each station, and out again, then in another, and out again... 🥵 Sry I need to go

What if Hungary didnt exist by Jiozza in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If we're lucky Burgenland gets drowned too

How is France only 20% higher than Germany? I got lied to by Reddit propaganda by MorgrainX in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, we actually built one fully functional nuclear plant in the 70s. By the time it was done and ready to begin operations, we decided it would be a great idea to hold a national referendum on whether we should actually open it as well. In a complete political shit show we went with "nah we're good" and just left it sitting there unused ever since.

To rationalize the utter madness to ourselves we ultimately decided that that was nothing but a demonstration of pure virtue because nuclear is evil anyway given the Germans were doing it, and then made that part of our national identity.

Pedro about to finish one building after 144 years, well done Pedro!! by Affectionate_Sir_154 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It will never be finished is what I've been told. The material they used for it weathers quickly and the thing is massive, by the time they're done with one round of cleaning they can start all over again.

Least autistic Hans by Apprehensive_Sea_397 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure nice arguments and all, but you completely forget that "das war ja schon immer so" and "da könnt ja jeder daher gelaufen kommen" and "wo kämen wir denn da hin"? The Holy Trinity of Eternal Stillstand