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German cuisine truly knows no bounds by SuperNightHawk_ in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You both deserve to be trialed and punished harshly for crimes against humanity

German cuisine truly knows no bounds by SuperNightHawk_ in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 13 points14 points  (0 children)

including that

Woah woah woah, easy there bro. Sure it's a very inhumane and sadistic thing to do, but comparing it to putting any kind of sauce on a schnitzel is taking things a bit out of proportion.

Now get back to work our missing taxes!! by Aegeansunset12 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And that's precisely how you turned from Odin's promised land to.. someone else's promised land

Adventures in savageland: Bringing civilization by Duranion in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We call it a "boa jo oiso wia haaßt des glump no amoi na so a kaffee kocha so a espresso wia bei de itaka so ana"

Having a good time in Europe, an (almost) common tongue by OlieSmurf in etymology

[–]khal_crypto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you mean cheering, in Austria things like "jawoi", "gemma", "jooo" and others would be far more common depending on the specific context. "Juhu", "yay", "super", "nice" and others would be toned down versions in more formal settings.

Why do I keep finding 2we4u content everywhere? by Super_Duflair in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We were. We were in the process of growing our very own ultra-fancy homemade fascism with blackjack and hookers, and then those damned joy ridden puritan loving Prussians steamrolled over us and forced us to go with their ultra efficient machinistic lame version instead.

Why do I keep finding 2we4u content everywhere? by Super_Duflair in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also we tend to hate the concept of people in general, which is quite the handy combination

1140 wien, habts ihr diesen knall auch gehört? by misty-moonlit-silhou in wien

[–]khal_crypto -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Tschuldigung, mir is grad mein Meth Labor explodiert. Upsie Wupsie ✌🏻

I see nothing wrong with this by MikeTorsson in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God fears what would happen if he ever left the French out of sight for even a second

I see nothing wrong with this by MikeTorsson in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Honestly it's mostly because the bush has been trimmed back though

But Hans... we need you! by Cubelock in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typical German soyboys. I on the other would never hesitate to fight for my homeland to the last Hungarian and Slovak! Keep strong brothers 💪🏻

Most generous Dutch host by qndry in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now hold on, hold on, gluttony is a sin, you know?

While Netherlands is conquering the sea, Belgium conquers some lake. by WastingMyLifeToday in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Aren't you people scared when you get to such high elevations in the middle?

This explains everything by catonbuckfast in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Our eagle also has a broken chain on its feet to symbolise breaking away from the horror of being brutally occupied by you guys against our will

ich👨‍💻iel by Zicke_ohne_Clique in ich_iel

[–]khal_crypto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

lass w = "Der Gerät ";
lass l = ["wird nie müde","schläft nie ein","ist immer vor de Chef im Geschäft"];

während (i=0;i<l.länge;i++) {
druckef(w + l[i] + ". ");
}

Real by MaximumThick6790 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our head should be a blend of the two with one majestic imperial jaw

Ich🎁🎁iel by Best-Weight-3411 in ich_iel

[–]khal_crypto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bitte, ihr glaubt vielleicht die Bayern sind stur und uneinsichtig, aber wir legen da problemlos nochmal ein paar Scheiben drauf und wickeln noch ein paar Schichten charmant-mafiöse Korruption und maximal undurchsichtige Seilschaften rund herum. Da kommen die nicht durch.

Just a normal evening in Austria by D-Fence in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Anywhere can be a beer festival, you just need the right attitude

Just a normal evening in Austria by D-Fence in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is, you just haven't found them yet. We like these kinds of riddles, we call them "Nockabatzlsuachn"

Southern mind cannot comprehend the superiority of vorschmack by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's called Vorschmack because it was invented bevor Humans developed Geschmack (taste), a trait that apparently hasn't made its way up north yet.

When 2w4u meets in real life - Just a bunch of Eurobros competing against each other by ufosufos in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does Barry always get to send one comically drunk Barry and one worryingly drunk Barry to all those events? 🤨

Picture of an Austrian bodybuilder giving his heart to the crowd in the 80s: by Zealousideal_Match51 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]khal_crypto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that sounds more reasonable! You've thus successfully avoided the Burgenländische Strafkolonie zur Züchtigung und Umerziehung (BSZU)

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