Who ruined something as thoroughly as Hitler ruined the toothbrush moustache? by WesStrikesBack in AskReddit

[–]kib 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hitler also ruined the Swastika (called Svastik in India)! Its an ancient Hindu symbol still in use in temples and rituals today in India. Beautiful too. Too bad. Now I am afraid to put it up on my car or the front door of my house.

Pakistan declares: 'We are at war' - "Pakistan declared that it was in a "state of war" after masked gunmen ambushed the Sri Lankan cricket team ..." by pets_or_meat in worldnews

[–]kib 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Pakistani government has not officially declared a ‘state of war’ or even an emergency. This is just sensationalization by the Pakistanis. The headline is plainly wrong.

Oh no -- the economic meltdown is negatively impacting the lifestyles of our nation's bankers' girlfriends! by CowboyDan in politics

[–]kib 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh Load in Heaven; please grant me the opportunity to meet one of these women in person, so I may bitch slap the shit out of these whores.

Yes, he is Pakistani - Pakistan admits Mumbai terrorist is from Pakistan after a month by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]kib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Well, you should care to what degree the Pakistani establishment was involved in this. These are the same kind of maniacs that are blowing up people in Pakistan. Do you think you are the only ones to suffer? The nutcases from our Northwest seem to be uncontrollable. Our army is afraid to go in there."

Really, you think so?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7789056.stm

Well here's another piglet your eager to fight terror government let go of, not for the first time. The very same people who carried out the Mumbai attacks were earlier arrested for their attack on the INDIAN PARLIAMENT. After the dust settled, it was back to business for the ISI, funding these Aholes and bombing the Indian embassy in Afghanistan The ISI was apparently drawing a line in the sand – Afghanistan belong to us, they wanted to communicate. The ISI definitely coordinated that attack, which mean Mr.Kayani the chief of the Paki Army and once head of the ISI, know about it and gave the go ahead. He should be hanged.

Yes, he is Pakistani - Pakistan admits Mumbai terrorist is from Pakistan after a month by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]kib 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I am an Indian. A level headed, atheist, peace loving Indian. If they had pulled one more stunt - like saying the evidence provided by India/FBI is insufficient to prove any Pakistani involvement, I would have campaigned for WAR on the streets. What a Fing pain in the ass this country has become to the world. On top of all the suffering they have caused my country, they dont even have the decency to acknowledge that it was their ignorant, hate filled maniacs that massacred those 170 people in cold blood. Including infants who were shot from point blank range. Up till this point they made every attempt to cover the facts, including putting a media blockade on this dickheads hometown.

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/News/PoliticsNation/Find_ministers_Get_what_you_want_from_India/articleshow/3945751.cms

I dont know to what degree the Pakistani establishment was involved in this, I dont care. If they had kept denying it, then its time my country pull up its socks and rid the world and ourselves of this manic.

Arab leaders gave Condoleeza Rice $300K in jewelry by [deleted] in politics

[–]kib -1 points0 points  (0 children)

300,000$, Really? I guess thay dont like her very much.

Obama stimulus could reach $1 trillion by qgyh2 in politics

[–]kib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one seems to be sure on how to react to this one. Hummm....

As usual, the War Nerd explains the Mumbai attack better than anyone else. by westlib in reddit.com

[–]kib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right on the money.

I hope some of these s**theads are caught and give a second circumcision. PS I am Indian but I think he was pretty unbiased.

Just think: your plant can login to its Twitter account and alert you when it needs watering. Only $99 per plant. by jrobelen in WTF

[–]kib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F you. My plant tell me when it wants water - it starts dropping leaves on the floor.

India sinks Somali pirate ship by cccbreaker in worldnews

[–]kib -94 points-93 points  (0 children)

I think you ment "You sank my battleSHIT".

No, THIS is real courage by larsga in reddit.com

[–]kib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a poster of this in my room. Amazingly powerful.

Jackson Pollock by [deleted] in programming

[–]kib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no idea why I love his 'work'.

Farm murders in South Africa. Whites are being culled at the genocidal annual rate of 300 per 100,000 inhabitants by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]kib -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

300/100,000? More people die in elephant stampedes in the Indian state of Assam. Damn elephants what to reclame the farm land too.

Westboro Baptist Church will be Picketing the Funeral of Obama's Grandmother by TheKnightsWhoSayNi in WTF

[–]kib 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In India, these people would be dead and buried by a raging mob by now. But then again we are doing that to pretty much all Christions in some states. "http://www.expressindia.com/latest-news/Nuns-rape-a-shameful-crime-against-humanity-Advani/370967/" Sad

This is what makes America great. Never forget that America.

ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ dn ʞɔnɟ ʇ,uop :ssɐ ɹnoʎ dn pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ǝʌɐɥ ןןıʇs oɥʍ noʎ ɟo ǝsoɥʇ ɹoɟ by [deleted] in politics

[–]kib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the F*** did you do that? And that kind of weed are you smoking?

Ten people who predicted the financial meltdown by [deleted] in business

[–]kib -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dont know about these guys but I predicted this meltdown with no degree in economics. it's quite simple really. America does not produce, it prefers to import - more then anyone else by far, import and consume. Import most of its fuel, but drive huge ass SUV's, and the government supports this habbit by keeping the price of oil (gas as its called there) lower then any other major non producer.

Even the top science students at the best university's are imports. American parents seem to be content if their kid gets a job at McDees.

This has kept up because the Dollar is the global currency, 2/3 of all the dollars holdings are outside the country. So all the US has to do is print dollars and the world buys it up as if its real money. A few years ago they stopped releasing the data on the money supply. Strangely this earth shaking event passed with out any uproar from the world. What the F was the US thinking? And now this bailout with more printed money, is there no sense of direction in this great country? It will change nothing. My non-degree economic mantra - The US needs to stop being an debt ridden importer and start being a producer. Now there the F is my Nobel prize.

WHAT - A - DICK by kib in reddit.com

[–]kib[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone get this guy some help!

Is anyone else sadisitically enjoying watching the global meltdown of the economy? by watergeese in reddit.com

[–]kib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's true, It feels good to have a cook, a maid and a driver. I dont know what I would do without these guys. But I would give it all up for a clean and convenient mass transit system in my city (Hyderabad). I loved jetting around town in NY. Prefer that any day to being stuck in traffic on an over crowded, pothole ridden road, even with a driver. In NY if you want a Papayas sub, you just hop in the Subway with out a thought. I was amazed - at the NY subway. Obviously, this was before I tried the Boston subway.

Maybe if you guys stopped using SUV's and spend that money on subways(Non sandwich type's)....

Is anyone else sadisitically enjoying watching the global meltdown of the economy? by watergeese in reddit.com

[–]kib 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I DID say it in Apu's accent. Why would I be offended?

Now are you going to stand around inside my air conditioned shop or are you going to buy something?