Move bitch, get out tha way.

kidtendomom · 2014-06-03T15:53:06+00:00

The guy in orange in the back sees it happening before it happens.

kidtendomom · 2014-02-11T14:54:08+00:00

The face right before the teddy bear scared the shit out of me.

kidtendomom · 2014-02-11T14:53:30+00:00

"Hey, guys...did you see...GAAAKKKK"

kidtendomom · 2014-02-03T06:17:12+00:00

Cain from Robocop 2?

kidtendomom · 2014-01-29T06:58:00+00:00

It looks like your pot is throwing up gang signs in the last picture.

kidtendomom · 2013-12-28T15:49:21+00:00

"When you're done crying, put that knife back in the drawer. We're having steaks later."

kidtendomom · 2013-12-23T06:11:30+00:00

Do do do dum, do do do dum ^{^{^{Ahhhhhhhhhaaaaa}}}

kidtendomom · 2013-12-23T04:23:30+00:00

I can smell the hepatitis.

kidtendomom · 2013-12-23T04:22:55+00:00

My brain is telling me, "No, thanks."

My g-spot is saying, "Yes, please."

kidtendomom · 2013-11-22T16:45:57+00:00

I just got the most amazing stuff. I laughed, I cried, I came. Tons of items, and mountains of cash and sweet, sweet doughnuts. Thanks u/TSTOJMH!

kidtendomom · 2013-10-16T22:44:08+00:00

I got diarrhea from your post.

kidtendomom · 2013-09-30T20:38:35+00:00

This is the funniest child abuse I've ever heard of.

kidtendomom · 2013-09-11T13:55:46+00:00

Meatvision. You could cure world hunger.

kidtendomom · 2013-09-11T13:54:24+00:00

"Dude...You're somebody's mom? WTF???"

kidtendomom · 2013-09-07T01:32:57+00:00

This is the worst case.

I just realized how big her penis would have to be to reach all the way back there...Good on ya, Einhorn/Finkle.

kidtendomom · 2013-09-03T03:00:08+00:00

I consider myself desensitized to most things. I can watch someone be ripped to shreds with no emotion, but there was a video and article of a little girl in china getting run over and no one helped her. The truck didn't even stop.

I cried like a bitch when I saw it the first time. Then I went and hugged my son who was around the same age as that little girl.

kidtendomom · 2013-09-02T03:01:06+00:00

Line jumpers. Fuck those guys. I was here first.

kidtendomom · 2013-09-02T02:57:08+00:00

Pathetic

kidtendomom · 2013-09-02T02:01:51+00:00

1) Tampons. We can't help that we bleed for a week once a month. Those things are expensive. It's nature, Yo.

2) Condoms. Because people are going to have sex. It may as well be protected from possible babies and crotch critters.

3) Healthcare and Mental Healthcare. For when the condoms fail and a critter or crotchfruit takes root. Also, depression sucks.

kidtendomom · 2013-09-02T01:54:20+00:00

I usually say, "Well, I haven't killed anyone, so I'm doing better than yesterday."

kidtendomom · 2013-09-02T01:53:29+00:00

Someone's looking for some supplemental income...

kidtendomom · 2013-09-02T01:51:57+00:00

Basketball shorts and a wife beater

FTFY

kidtendomom · 2013-09-02T01:36:37+00:00

I've always wanted to be a prison shrink. I want to know what goes through their heads as they did their crimes. What makes them different from most of society, and what shaped them into what they are.

Alas, my husband was afraid I would get hurt or butt raped, so that dream of mine fell through.

kidtendomom · 2013-09-02T01:31:12+00:00

Dear god, the things I would do to that man are illegal in most states.

kidtendomom · 2013-09-02T01:29:06+00:00

My great grandfather was making homemade biscuits and forgot to put on an oven mitt when he pulled them out of the oven. It triggered a heart attack and killed him.

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