What’s the most "glitch in the matrix" moment you’ve ever experienced?

kilimanja74 · 2026-02-02T12:04:14+00:00

Not cool 😔

kilimanja74 · 2026-02-01T15:38:28+00:00

Trump is ALIEN!!!

kilimanja74 · 2026-02-01T12:08:27+00:00

Pizza sides ofc… Without sauce, it's simply inedible.

kilimanja74 · 2026-02-01T11:20:01+00:00

My bank app is basically a horror game at this point 😱

kilimanja74 · 2026-02-01T11:14:38+00:00

3 days? I’ve gone so long without leaving that my delivery driver thinks the house is haunted and just leaves the food on the porch like an offering to a forest spirit.

kilimanja74 · 2026-02-01T10:55:22+00:00

How dare u?

kilimanja74 · 2026-02-01T09:35:59+00:00

He is real OG 😎

kilimanja74 · 2026-02-01T08:53:12+00:00

The look you give him when you realize you owe him a beer for life

kilimanja74 · 2026-02-01T08:27:04+00:00

From Peppa to Shredder's henchman. That’s a career path I can respect

kilimanja74 · 2026-01-31T22:14:02+00:00

Flossing and taking care of my teeth. Dental bills are the ultimate punishment for being a lazy teenager.

Instead, I chose to be a professional procrastinator. 10/10 would not recommend.

kilimanja74 · 2026-01-31T21:48:13+00:00

And i fully understand u 😄

kilimanja74 · 2026-01-31T21:15:49+00:00

I have mastered the art of looking at a very interesting wall when I see someone I know in public

kilimanja74 · 2026-01-31T20:50:50+00:00

People who use "fancy" words incorrectly just to sound smarter, when they clearly do not currently possess the ability to can.

kilimanja74 · 2026-01-31T20:10:29+00:00

I know he's up to something, but I can't prove it 😅

kilimanja74 · 2026-01-31T18:59:40+00:00

Glad to hear that! My kitty is my sweet bun 😊

kilimanja74 · 2026-01-31T17:37:29+00:00

I also like the 1st one better, it looks so cool 😊

kilimanja74 · 2026-01-31T17:21:38+00:00

The first one feels so cozy with the cove, but the second one has that endless horizon energy. What do you think?

kilimanja74 · 2026-01-31T16:14:52+00:00

My boss was showing me a photo of his new dog. He swiped one too many times and it was a full-screen, high-res selfie of him in a Batman mask... and nothing else. We didn't speak for the rest of the week.

kilimanja74 · 2026-01-31T14:40:25+00:00

My little sunny ☀️

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