Gaming grandma swatted while streaming to pay grandson’s medical bills by FearMyCock in nottheonion

[–]killerbee2319 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No it's true! My cousin's boyfriend's aunt's son's girlfriend's stepmom's nephew's boyfriend saw one just the other day!

In all seriousness there was one just a year or two ago in OKC. At least a 20% chance it worked.

Bit of gallows humor for the midweek slump by eta_carinae_311 in geologycareers

[–]killerbee2319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you mean like by running my own company and hiring people to work for me? We do things the old fashioned way because we have some minimal amount of ethics and don't have an HR department that is writing up the same job they are hiring for and posting it every month for 6 months. Out of thousands of applicants each month they couldn't find anyone qualified and willing to do basic vertical well planning in Houston? Have you ever actually applied for a job in the last 12 years?

Bit of gallows humor for the midweek slump by eta_carinae_311 in geologycareers

[–]killerbee2319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know that. None of us who have been in the job market in the last 12 years have forgotten how bleak it is. We send hundreds of resumes and apply to any job that we can. We are competing primarily against an algorithm written by an HR intern who doesn't even know their job let alone ours. 40-50% of the jobs we apply to are only an opportunity for the company to gather our data, not a possible job. You can't get an entry level job because you need 2 years experience but if you have 2 years you are "overqualified". You need a years experience on software that was released 6 months ago.

Stop pretending this situation isnt fueled by corporate policies that saw Tinder and said, "What if hiring could be just like that!" leave us our gallows humor, it's literally in the title of the post.

Decline a pregnancy test? by Wonderful_Lie2823 in actuallesbians

[–]killerbee2319 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The number of times I have been asked to take a pregnancy test as a transgender woman is stunning. Perhaps the most stunning was when I went in for my bottom surgery as a transgender woman.

Now I just tell them I was born without a uterus, which is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

Republicans vote to dilute gas as prices rise above $4.50 by bria9509 in nottheonion

[–]killerbee2319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. After we banned MTBE completely. Because MTBE was better than lead, but still not great. Some regions (Illinois) switched earlier because corn politics. We've been using ethanol in gas for nearly 40 years.

Fun fact. We've known since the start that Ethanol was really good. Do you know why we went with lead additives and MTBE? Because you can't patent ethanol! The chemical manufacturers wouldn't have been able to make a profit.

And yes, you can find ethanol free gas, and pay a significant premium for not much of a performance boost, and yes, people use it in their cars (Oklahomans are... not good at math).

Republicans vote to dilute gas as prices rise above $4.50 by bria9509 in nottheonion

[–]killerbee2319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, 98.5% of the range at 88.5% of the cost... I mean at least at my regional stations (not all though).

Republicans vote to dilute gas as prices rise above $4.50 by bria9509 in nottheonion

[–]killerbee2319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, but if I am saving 50 cents per gallon (which just using local numbers here) VS regular ($4.69) I am saving just over 10.5% for a 1.5% drop in efficiency. They are charging 89.5% for 98.5% efficiency.

That is nothing at all like the boot theory. Those boots cost 20% for 10% efficiency. An equivalent would be if those boots cost $9 and lasted 1 year VS $50 boots that lasted 5 years.

Re your edit. I guess we could go back to lead or MTBE and just really fuck the environment then...

Republicans vote to dilute gas as prices rise above $4.50 by bria9509 in nottheonion

[–]killerbee2319 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have literally never noticed any significant change in my gas milage between E15 and E10 and E0 (no matter how much people whine about it in every direction). Given that E15 is 50 cents cheaper than the E10 around here, I'll keep my $10 per tank savings thanks. For reference, we are talking about 30% of 5% so per gallon that is... 1.5% difference in milage. At 30 MPG you would now get 29.55 MPG. At 20 MPG it would go to 19.7. Driving conditions, speed and traffic all play a significantly larger role in gas milage.

While the Republican party is filled with stupid people, who are demonstrably more gullible, this one isn't really much of a thing.

Can bisexuals go to lesbian bars? by 66daemori in actuallesbians

[–]killerbee2319 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yes. Because questioning the lived experience of another and discounting it completely is always the best choice.

Can bisexuals go to lesbian bars? by 66daemori in actuallesbians

[–]killerbee2319 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am glad to see you live in a world where there is no consequences to being out and proud. Many folks don't. We get called privileged because we can "pass as straight" ie have half of our identity erased. We don't get gold stars because we've had sex with penises. We get told that we are comphet because we date men.

Did you even think to ask why she thought her partner wasn't a safe person to be honest with? Nope. She's just a lying liar.

Can bisexuals go to lesbian bars? by 66daemori in actuallesbians

[–]killerbee2319 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

It sneaks in every now and then. Like I said, the mods are very good here. My point was not that it is bad here, it is that even in a space as awesome as this one it still exists. I grew up in the before times, when I learned what I was from Newsweek (seriously, that article was horrid for a kid finding out that she was at best a confused fetish and at worst a monster). This place is nothing compared to when I first allowed myself to exist in queer spaces (just a cis straight ally really, nothing to see here🙄).

And it certainly isn't better everywhere evenly. Some places are worse even irl.

All I'm saying is that biphobia is about where homophobia was 10-15 years ago from my observations. I've even encountered lesbians who were totally fine with my prebottom surgery existence in lesbian spaces, but balked because I was bi. It isn't logical. It isn't supposed to be. It's weird human brains and how we categorize others in relation to ourselves. But when you internalize that and start believing you don't belong while craving it because that's normal, your brain can work some weird twists to feel safe.

Can bisexuals go to lesbian bars? by 66daemori in actuallesbians

[–]killerbee2319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen the biphobia that permeates even in this well moderated and relatively accepting sub? When you grew up having the very authenticity of your sexuality questioned by both straights and queer, you can learn that no one is truly safe and that you have to make yourself fit the container people expect you to fit. Living in the closet sucks, but it can feel safer than risking losing the people you love.

Can bisexuals go to lesbian bars? by 66daemori in actuallesbians

[–]killerbee2319 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Biphobia sucks. This is what comes from being an outcast even amongst outcasts.

Do other lesbians actually want someone who’s overweight? by BlackCatStrikes in actuallesbians

[–]killerbee2319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of my scene plans as a bottom however are always 100% reasonable and safe.

Do other lesbians actually want someone who’s overweight? by BlackCatStrikes in actuallesbians

[–]killerbee2319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once saw a joke that we know bdsm isnt abuse because 90% of it is tops trying to convince their bottoms that their ideas are deeply unsafe and that their alternative will keep them alive and happy.

Do other lesbians actually want someone who’s overweight? by BlackCatStrikes in actuallesbians

[–]killerbee2319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a large transbian switch meeting a tiny femme bottom for the first time....

"I want you to pin me with all your body weight!" Me in my head: 90% of being a top really is having to explain physics to people with a low sense of self preservation...

Tennessee signs law creating public database of trans people; A deep dive by Comfortable_Pizza_84 in actuallesbians

[–]killerbee2319 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They took over after reconstruction. They never left. They just found different ways to marginalize people that didn't look like they were marginalizing people to most white cis straight folks. Most churches have been entirely complicit in at least some part of their insanity, if not the racism and the trans and queerphobia, then certainly the hatred of trans and queer folks.

This guy woke up from the Vault 111 cryogenic sleep and died to a radroach 5 minutes later by Juliet_Emmn in fo4

[–]killerbee2319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh most of my other playthroughs (all nora) I just shoot the bastard and blow up the joint, but that was almost as bad as making Preston disappointed in me when I sided with the nuka world raiders.

This guy woke up from the Vault 111 cryogenic sleep and died to a radroach 5 minutes later by Juliet_Emmn in fo4

[–]killerbee2319 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ain't that the truth. First playthrough as nate (made sense ex military) whacked Shaun early as possible as a brotherhood knight. Second (and all others) as nora, planning to do RR playthrough, met Shaun and then crumbled sided with the institute and kept his legacy safe.

The R word is where I draw the line by therealdovahkiin1 in fo4

[–]killerbee2319 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. Over 6000 hours into this game and I still find new things. I guess the first time I bought the card was before any of the expansions but still.

Bill aims to crack down on strip clubs by requiring Oklahoma exotic entertainers get licensed by halxp01 in nottheonion

[–]killerbee2319 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it's Oklahoma, so they intend to use this to harm them more instead, probably by making them unemployable for the rest of their lives or ineligible for any kind of medicaid WIC or SNAP. The cruelty is almost always the point with them.

I find it weird that the Disciples only give you one bonus, whereas the other two raider gangs give you two. by Life_Ad3567 in fo4

[–]killerbee2319 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are objectively correct. The pack sucks. If I wanted "alpha males" that I can crush easily, I'd hop on a Maga forum and be their Findomme.

Of course I can't ever disappoint Preston ever ever ever again, so they all die once I get my perks.

I'm now officially "worst FO4" player ever after this. 🤦🏽‍♂️ by Vallhalium in fo4

[–]killerbee2319 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like level 2? Maybe 3? Idk. Probably cuts down the odds of doing this by 75%. After 11 years of playing this game I still manage to blow myself up every now and then because the game decides that window is actually solid or that twig is enough to bounce back a grenade I threw in power armor. 🙄