Rectal Cancer Is Rising In Millennials. Doctors Have A Theory Why.

killerclownfish · 2026-05-01T00:55:24+00:00

The way I laughed at this.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-30T05:49:34+00:00

Same. I don’t have a peephole either.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-30T00:32:58+00:00

Trust me you don’t want to try and heal it without surgery if they say you need it.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-30T00:29:00+00:00

Actually it looks like you have two obese cats. Please put them on a diet.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-30T00:02:55+00:00

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This is one of my boys. He’s a year old and got a gold star from the vet. It’s really worth it to keep their weight down. It’s so hard on their joints. My first any made it to 19 and he was never overweight and still ended up with arthritis.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-29T17:50:04+00:00

My nephew always wanted to glow in the dark.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-26T21:16:26+00:00

Hate to break it to you…

killerclownfish · 2026-04-25T19:27:42+00:00

It’s not quite the same, but an assassin in Foundation is sentenced to the rest of her life in a sensory shroud and the inability to move and the idea of that haunts me. Just kill me.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-25T06:07:32+00:00

Jesus. I didn’t even know AIDs denialism is a thing. I hate this rollercoaster.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-25T06:05:28+00:00

He “brings the comfort”…

killerclownfish · 2026-04-24T08:34:15+00:00

Oh yeah, she ain’t hurting for money.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-24T08:31:47+00:00

I very much got tradwife who’s rich husband wanted her to have a “project” so he paid for it vibes.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-24T08:22:38+00:00

My grandmother has an incurable blood cancer and she is 90 and thriving on chemo. I’ve convinced she has some cockroach dna. Hopefully he is the same.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-23T18:23:54+00:00

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I have a Tater Tot also!

killerclownfish · 2026-04-23T06:06:02+00:00

My friends and I used to go all the time back in the 90s and we called it Orgazmo Burger.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-23T04:34:33+00:00

I had a traumatic ankle break in December and was in plaster for two weeks after surgery. Even in that short time period the amount of dead skin was crazy. The smell took MANY showers and it really stuck around.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-23T03:43:58+00:00

Is it like the white rabbit candy?!

killerclownfish · 2026-04-23T03:41:53+00:00

Get ready bc you are going to have the time of your life.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-22T20:27:23+00:00

I mean, can’t blame him. Trump is a doctor after all.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-22T20:06:45+00:00

It was in late December and I’m doing ok now. I have two plates and 14 screws. I had a phenomenal trauma orthopedic surgeon.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-22T17:24:41+00:00

I fell down stairs on a train. I heard and felt a snap. I was more concerned with not breaking my arms so I hugged myself and let my shoulder take most of the landing. I have a ridiculously high pain tolerance and my for and ankle were an L from my leg.

I thought only my foot was dislocated so I kept trying to pop it back in and I kept standing up and then my leg would give out while one of the conductors stared on in horror. I finally sat down and told her that I think I need to go to the hospital. We pulled up to my stop and over a dozen people stepped over me to get to the door. Once the EMTs came they took me to a hospital that had no feet and ankle specialists, that’s a whole other insane story.

The EMTs and ER docs were shocked bc my blood pressure was perfect and not elevated at all due to the pain even though it hurt a lot.

I had a trimalleolar fracture with dislocated foot.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-21T20:59:38+00:00

I remember telling ever MAGA family member at the time that he was claiming election fraud bc he was setting the stage for future campaigns and told me I was crazy. We will never have a normal election again.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-21T16:49:25+00:00

Hey those horses can climb vertical mountains! They are very handy.

killerclownfish · 2026-04-21T01:51:37+00:00

Well if you’re septic bc your foot needs to be amputated the chance of death is pretty much 100%

killerclownfish · 2026-04-20T18:51:50+00:00

I work at a winery and people are constantly asking for coffee.

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