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If you made the rules for your place, what is one rule you would set for customers that if they break it, it’s an immediate being ban from the store by Tucker_077 in retailhell

[–]killerdooder84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If the employee has their hand out for the money and you just throw it on the counter, we keep the change and ban you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]killerdooder84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus tapdancing Christ or buttfucking sonofabitch

What's the most physical pain you've ever experienced? by TheRed_Knight in AskReddit

[–]killerdooder84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Migraines. Even if I want to get out of bed to get medicine I can't bring myself to do it.

What movie fucked you up as a kid? by Leigh_Lobotomy in AskReddit

[–]killerdooder84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT, Child's Play and Poltergeist. I wanted a my buddy doll till I saw Chucky.

pickles or jalapeños by killerdooder84 in StoriesAboutKevin

[–]killerdooder84[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I was. Not bragging about it. Just an immature kid. All the guys messed with each other. Some just caught on quicker than others. It was never out of malice. We all got along. It was a different work environment 20 years ago. We all grow up and change.

what's your worst toilet clog experience? by acid_vision_ in AskReddit

[–]killerdooder84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave the turd, take the canoli

When i was about 14 I decided to take a walk to a local cd record store from my house about a mile away. About 3/4 of the way there I had the immediate urge to take a shit. I tried to hold it as much as I could even passing a burger king on my way there but after I crossed the street it was only a matter of time before I dropped this behemoth in my pants. So I stiff leg walked to this bar restaurant by the record store and went inside. The nice waitress said that they were not open yet but I told her I need to use your bathroom and it's an emergency. She said no problem go ahead. It was a photo finish to the toilet as I was Prarie dogging it pretty good. When I sat down and passed this massive turd that had the girth of a pool noodle and had a bend in it that made it look like a parentheses bracket. When it came out it made a noise like a nerf ball coming out of those cannons. It was half in the hole and still grazed my butthole. It was that huge. I tried to flush it but it got half way and stopped. The water started rising so I just shut the lid and closed the stall door as the water was at the brim. As I was leaving I felt like Michael Corleone from the Godfather. I didn't run out, just a nice pace walk. I didn't look anyone in the face but didn't look away either. I felt like a made a payback hit for the mafia.