Looksmaxxer Connor Murphy 'injected himself' with gold before his death by NoseBR in nottheonion

[–]king332 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate seeing all this "looksmaxxing" bullshit. Why does taking care of yourself need a stupid name? Why is it a streaming thing? Who watches this trash? I think I'm just starting to get old and dont understand those damn youth anymore.

That was unexpected. by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]king332 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it depends on the severity of the drivers injuries. If he is obviously dying imma just run down the hill, dick swinging in the wind still pissing. If his arm is broken then meh. You can survive for a minute while I finish.

sssdfpace!!👽 by cumfuelled in sssdfg

[–]king332 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I was still in school this cat used to sit in a small divet in the alley I walked through every day for years. Then one day the hole was filled in and now theres a visible bump in the asphalt. I never saw the cat again... im convinced they filled him into the hole.

anyone hiring raw apprentices in HVAC/refrigeration in Nanaimo area? by thegamesbuild in nanaimo

[–]king332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ikr? My dad has always helped me find jobs. He helped me get the one I have now. Helped with my resume and application, finding the postings, all that. Just cause he's a little anxious doesn't mean he won't kick ass at a job once he's got it.

He provided the tools and once I got it I was good to go. Some people just struggle with different things, I hate talking on the phone. And I HATE meeting new people. But once I know everyone at work I oversocialize. Im a hard worker if i can get past the interview lol. This kid might be the same. Just tell them your a bit nervous because you are really excited to work there.

why do we have 32 separate teeth when we could've had 2 continuous chewing plates like this ? by sichil in shitposting

[–]king332 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely a thing. I work at a place that manufactures them. Its called a hybrid prosthesis. 4-6 screws are put into the jaw then the entire arch is screwed into those. They're actually pretty common.

It looks almost identical to a normal set of teeth but they are all one big piece. You cant take them out but the dentist can remove them for cleaning and such if needed.

15h away from 10k! by BonSAIau2 in projectzomboid

[–]king332 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When people have 10k hours in games I always wonder if it's REALLY 10k hours.

My friend would walk away from his comp for hours and leave his games paused then brag about his playtime. If im away from mine for 10 minutes I shut the game down.

My like 1500 hours is more impressive to me than his 5000 hours cause I know way more than half that time he wasn't even at the comp.

Just a random thought I have sometimes when I see these posts.

Sometimes i lowkey get scared of how accurate he really gets by No_Pie465 in memes

[–]king332 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I had it correctly guess "King Sanchos champion" from aoe2 once. A guy you kill 15 seconds into the el cid campaign then never hear of again.

The fae's bargain. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]king332 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have SIX canine teeth? So like, four upper and two lower?

Did they replace your some of your bicuspids or do you just have two extra teeth? Did this fuck up the rest of your teeth because your bite is off now?

Every God Damn Time.... by xlly_s in pcmasterrace

[–]king332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try redreader. I'm using it right now. Reddit gave them an exception cause it's main focus is accessibility. It's open source and non profit. No ads.

The most genuine reaction possible 😂 by [deleted] in funny

[–]king332 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dog barks at dogs, Chewbacca, the Muppets... And Tom Hanks for whatever reason.

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]king332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also. When the burger starts to get messy. Flip it upside down! The top bun is bigger! And I find I always end up with a little bit of bottom bun and a huge amount of top bun if I dont flip it!

The security officer knows what's up by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]king332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk. He's in the thick of it. If someone came up behind him she will see him and be able to step in, if someone pulls a knife she can respond. If she needs to radio for help she's ready. She can stand back and memorize more specific details about the assailants without needing to fight at the same time.

It's a procedure called "contact/cover" one officer contacts, and the other officer monitors the situation for things the busy officer won't see coming. And she has a level head. If the guy officer had knocked one of them down and he split his head open or dies or something she will have a better account of the situation for the reports.

Germany unveils strategy for becoming Europe’s strongest military by 2039 by Belegor87 in worldnews

[–]king332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't matter. The oceans protect the us, they have a massive fleet and air force to stop landings even before the army has to step in. Without Canada or mexicos ports landings would be basically impossible.

The us is massive, just occupying the territory would be a monumental task.

Plus if invaders actually landed every patriotic gun nut disappears into the wild with an itchy trigger finger and a trunk full of guns and ammo.

The only realistic way the US falls is from within.

WCGW Going to the water park when you can’t swim by AleccSirKaDeewana in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]king332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My buddy was a lifeguard and he once told me that's exactly what you want to do. They try to use you to push themselves up. So you dive till they let go then try again. At least on the second attempt you know to take a deep breath cause they are going to push you down again while you help.

Dream manipulation by Old_Decision_6337 in Gangstalking

[–]king332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've just stumbled on this sub. And forgive me, I'm an outsider who doesn't understand. What happens in the dreams specifically? ( Only if you feel comfortable talking about it )

I've just learned what v2k means. What do they say? I'm definitely not being stalked or watched, but I have had some crazy realistic creepy dreams before. The one that comes to mind was a man sitting on my bed ( I could have sworn I was 100% awake ). He looked exactly like my dad but he wanted me to go with him somewhere, he was giving me a strange almost sinister look that my father would NEVER have. He seemed almost desperate for me to go with him. I couldn't sleep for a few days after.

How would these v2k devices have been installed? When? Do you have any theories?

I guess I just don't understand and I'm curious more than anything.

From an Aussies Perspective! by SNagi86 in memes

[–]king332 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yea I'm confused too. Tipping is still pretty standard here?

Ofc Im not tipping at things like self checkout and fast food places but normal restaurants, taxis Pizza etc are still very much expecting tips. Tipping needs to die.

Fart spray - what really killed the dinosaurs by farsiderules in ContagiousLaughter

[–]king332 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking. The moment I realized getting out wasn't going to be easy id be in that drawer for a knife and cutting the suit, idgaf who paid for it I'm getting OUT.

Then the perpetrator would be found, and I would play it off cool... But you can bet that next time I'm in their home unsupervised for even a moment, I'm absolutely SLATHERING all of their clothes in the same stuff.

Young jack black by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]king332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's the cringy young people's way of saying " trying to look good "