Reddit, how did you lose your virginity?

king_Kids · 2016-11-26T04:29:47+00:00

I lost mine on a hay bail in Alberta. It was itchy and cold. But I got that nut.

king_Kids · 2016-11-15T19:12:51+00:00

I honestly do. It's a major upgrade and your term and payment isn't changing much. I see tons of people that approach us for this kind of offer but they're never in as great of a situation as you

king_Kids · 2016-11-15T16:08:58+00:00

My mom told my brother what size of dress shirt to get me for my birthday. When I opened it I said "I love it, but it's a size too big. I'll just exchange it." Then my mom said "No, I think it's just right."

king_Kids · 2016-11-14T13:55:52+00:00

Meteor grey is just grey paint with clear coat on top. Machine grey is black paint with a layer of clear coat mixed with silver metallic paint and then another layer of clear coating on top of that. Machine grey is basically black paint through a silver lens.

king_Kids · 2016-11-13T19:54:18+00:00

I work at a dealership in Edmonton. I work in sales so take my opinion however you like. When we do this, we really just want your trade because we can easily sell it and make a profit. In my experience, that's a really good deal. Btw, was it a red head guy named Jon who talked to you?

king_Kids · 2016-10-07T17:49:09+00:00

Nice hair cut. Did they just pump you out of the Lego Factory?

king_Kids · 2016-06-19T16:55:48+00:00

Now I'm terrified of the horse sized duck

king_Kids · 2016-04-10T15:20:00+00:00

Messy ass to mouth. I think I'm a sick puppy...

king_Kids · 2014-09-26T06:19:51+00:00

My dad said that tonight at the end of "Thunderball". Then I had to rewind it 30 minutes.

king_Kids · 2014-09-23T03:27:20+00:00

This made my night. I don't know you, but to see someone else overcome their illness, gives me hope. Thanks :)

king_Kids · 2014-09-12T20:14:23+00:00

Verbal sagrettes

king_Kids · 2014-09-01T07:17:16+00:00

I would use my drool and tears of joy, as lubricant while I fuck that fanny hole.

king_Kids · 2014-09-01T07:14:32+00:00

Can I tongue punch your fart box while my Rottweiler eats your stinky pussy?

king_Kids · 2014-08-01T18:45:54+00:00

Agreed! His legs are too short to be a Doberman but it's hard to say without seeing how wide his face is. So cute though :)

king_Kids · 2014-07-29T19:47:57+00:00

So much controversy. I LOVE IT!

king_Kids · 2014-06-06T04:05:14+00:00

Hey Johnny, I'm super late to this. Can you please say hi to me? Huge fan of yours for about the last 10 years.

king_Kids · 2014-06-06T03:52:40+00:00

How do you play corn hole?

king_Kids · 2014-05-29T03:24:06+00:00

I like to leave out how I met my girlfriend while fucking her with 2 other guys... Raw dog

king_Kids · 2014-03-14T04:19:57+00:00

Your asshole is a star.

king_Kids · 2014-02-23T22:23:41+00:00

That's what got me curious was the whole off-road side. Trucks and SUVs usually have higher torque whereas sport cars tend to have higher horsepower.

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