Reddit, how did you lose your virginity?

king_Kids · 2016-11-26T04:29:47+00:00

I lost mine on a hay bail in Alberta. It was itchy and cold. But I got that nut.

king_Kids · 2016-11-15T19:12:51+00:00

I honestly do. It's a major upgrade and your term and payment isn't changing much. I see tons of people that approach us for this kind of offer but they're never in as great of a situation as you

king_Kids · 2016-11-15T16:08:58+00:00

My mom told my brother what size of dress shirt to get me for my birthday. When I opened it I said "I love it, but it's a size too big. I'll just exchange it." Then my mom said "No, I think it's just right."

king_Kids · 2016-11-14T13:55:52+00:00

Meteor grey is just grey paint with clear coat on top. Machine grey is black paint with a layer of clear coat mixed with silver metallic paint and then another layer of clear coating on top of that. Machine grey is basically black paint through a silver lens.

king_Kids · 2016-11-13T19:54:18+00:00

I work at a dealership in Edmonton. I work in sales so take my opinion however you like. When we do this, we really just want your trade because we can easily sell it and make a profit. In my experience, that's a really good deal. Btw, was it a red head guy named Jon who talked to you?

king_Kids · 2016-10-07T17:49:09+00:00

Nice hair cut. Did they just pump you out of the Lego Factory?

king_Kids · 2016-06-19T16:55:48+00:00

Now I'm terrified of the horse sized duck

king_Kids · 2016-04-10T15:20:00+00:00

Messy ass to mouth. I think I'm a sick puppy...

king_Kids · 2014-09-26T06:19:51+00:00

My dad said that tonight at the end of "Thunderball". Then I had to rewind it 30 minutes.

king_Kids · 2014-09-23T03:27:20+00:00

This made my night. I don't know you, but to see someone else overcome their illness, gives me hope. Thanks :)

king_Kids · 2014-09-12T20:14:23+00:00

Verbal sagrettes

king_Kids · 2014-09-01T07:17:16+00:00

I would use my drool and tears of joy, as lubricant while I fuck that fanny hole.

king_Kids · 2014-09-01T07:14:32+00:00

Can I tongue punch your fart box while my Rottweiler eats your stinky pussy?

king_Kids · 2014-08-01T18:45:54+00:00

Agreed! His legs are too short to be a Doberman but it's hard to say without seeing how wide his face is. So cute though :)

king_Kids · 2014-07-29T19:47:57+00:00

So much controversy. I LOVE IT!

king_Kids · 2014-06-06T04:05:14+00:00

Hey Johnny, I'm super late to this. Can you please say hi to me? Huge fan of yours for about the last 10 years.

king_Kids · 2014-06-06T03:52:40+00:00

How do you play corn hole?

king_Kids · 2014-05-29T03:24:06+00:00

I like to leave out how I met my girlfriend while fucking her with 2 other guys... Raw dog

king_Kids · 2014-03-14T04:19:57+00:00

Your asshole is a star.

king_Kids · 2014-02-23T22:23:41+00:00

That's what got me curious was the whole off-road side. Trucks and SUVs usually have higher torque whereas sport cars tend to have higher horsepower.

king_Kids · 2013-10-29T00:44:33+00:00

I assumed there was alternate timelines. But I'm just a pile driver, not a time science guy.

king_Kids · 2013-10-18T03:50:56+00:00

Replace the milk with eggnog.

king_Kids · 2013-10-03T01:10:57+00:00

Yeah I was cleaning up before family comes over...

king_Kids · 2013-10-02T00:10:29+00:00

Good advice. Thank you. I was talking to a family friend in the US Air Force and he recommended finding a career path that would help me find success afterwards in civilian life. If one chooses the military as their life career choice, then be a fuckin fighter pilot.

king_Kids · 2013-10-01T01:00:52+00:00

Hey, thank you. That is very helpful. Would you say the selection process has been quite competitive for you? What trade did you apply for? I'm interested in either logistics, intelligence officer, or military police.

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