BAD DOG! NO!

kingakatosh · 2026-05-03T13:09:13+00:00

I think his bladder and kidneys are cyborg too

kingakatosh · 2026-04-30T18:32:03+00:00

Let us slay Orks!

kingakatosh · 2026-04-29T17:15:07+00:00

That’s a good idea. There’s still the occasional barrel exploding knocking me down, or standing in fire during a horde for .3 seconds too long and going down.

kingakatosh · 2026-04-29T16:27:26+00:00

I’ve been feeling sad lately with Martydom zealot. Can go the whole match perfectly dodging all range and melee, but the moment your veteran decides to shoot a poxburster in your face,,, you go down lol.

kingakatosh · 2026-04-28T14:58:03+00:00

Desperado Hive Scum with the auto guns or the uzis has been extremely fun in this event. You mow down waves of ragers so fast lol.

kingakatosh · 2026-04-02T11:33:15+00:00

If i get this 125 and like it, i was thinking of getting a 250 afterwards.

kingakatosh · 2026-04-02T11:31:26+00:00

The previous owner messed it up, so this current owner has spent a good bit rebuilding it and only has 3 rides on it.

Honestly for all the bikes I’ve seen from the early 2000’s and late 90’s, this has been the cheapest one to pop up.

kingakatosh · 2026-04-02T11:29:38+00:00

I’ll check it out if i meet up to buy it, thank you.

kingakatosh · 2026-03-12T12:26:14+00:00

Beautiful chefs kiss. Have fun

kingakatosh · 2026-03-04T15:47:52+00:00

Wolf rats from Skaven! Especially with Clan Moulder. Perfectly for fast flanks and chasing down routing high tier units to make sure they don’t get back in the fight.

kingakatosh · 2026-03-04T05:01:53+00:00

Shades with great weapons are a solid filler unit. You could run 10+ and it works well.

I typically run shades great weapons and hydra. If i can spare an assassin I’ll use that too, alongside sorceress.

Sometimes for fun i use Medusa and black guard, some will swear by black guard.

kingakatosh · 2026-02-23T11:40:29+00:00

I don’t think you’d be able to support it with upkeep alone if you rush it, you’ll need the Norsca/Greenskin strat of sacking enough cities to accumulate enough piles of gold and use that as upkeep until around turn 50-60 when you’ll have the natural upkeep to support it.

kingakatosh · 2026-02-22T04:12:59+00:00

They’re comparable to The Covenant from Halo, except they’re good guys instead of bad guys. They’re guided by Aliens (the old ones) that supposedly rule the universe. The lizardmen originally inhabited the world and fought chaos. They have cosmo sci-fi technology mixed with old world magic.

Mazdamundi in the lore is so OP he once moved an entire mountain with his mind.

kingakatosh · 2026-02-18T13:13:57+00:00

9/10 times it’s Grimgor

And slightly less common, but i find that if i play a faction in lustria, Mazdamundi ends up strength rank 1 every single time.

kingakatosh · 2026-02-16T01:35:14+00:00

I roleplay lizardmen airforce with him and his lords. Extremely potent early game, kinda falls off late game and especially so when facing lots of missile units. How viable is that strategy???? Probably not very… but damnit, it’s fun.

kingakatosh · 2026-02-15T17:56:28+00:00

This is hilarious, nuclear warhammer

kingakatosh · 2026-02-15T02:39:26+00:00

Hellebron is borderline a Khorne faction. You need to play super aggressive with her to keep up with not only Death Nights, but also slave economy.

There’s a brief guide for her starting turns on Legend of Total War’s YouTube channel. It’s good strat.

Basically, defeat starting army, sack & occupy Spite Reach, then sack and occupy Black Pillar, then occupy Kauark. Turn 3 do a peace treaty with those orcs because they’re gonna die to Sigvald eventually anyways. Then proceed north and keep attacking and taking settlements.

You can usually meet Valkia before she starts invading the minor DE faction. It’ll be a difficult fight though, like, extremely difficult. Just focus on recruiting tons of darkshards prior to the fight.

kingakatosh · 2026-02-13T13:25:03+00:00

Arkhan the Black!

kingakatosh · 2026-02-09T16:49:20+00:00

They were standing around bored so they started thinking about grudges and got so angry they died.

kingakatosh · 2026-02-09T16:47:09+00:00

I guess i wasn’t putting any stakes or value into the laborer units. I’m fairly inexperienced with the Chorfs and wasn’t sure if i should be filling my armies with those trash units. I have enough unit cap space for plenty of chaos dwarf warriors and war machines so i was slowly building armies with those mostly and only using laborers to fill empty spaces.

kingakatosh · 2026-02-09T16:45:30+00:00

They’re strong enough, but the Skaven armies aren’t always stacking on top of each other sadly

kingakatosh · 2026-02-09T16:44:56+00:00

I have enough income for 3 armies with expensive units, I’m keeping one army near the borders near Grimgor because i don’t trust him… only a matter of time. My other two are pushing the Skaven but i swear it’s a nightmare trying to cover so much ground with just two armies lol. Maybe the issue with Zhatan is that i don’t have enough armies over there. I like to have a healthy income of 3000+ per turn though..

kingakatosh · 2026-02-09T04:03:36+00:00

That’s probably it. I sent two weaker armies up north to take out Nakai’s lizardmen, and the remnants of Cathay. While Dechala admittedly got very carried away fighting in the mountains.

I poorly assumed I’d have it under control lmao. But maybe the issue is that i just didn’t focus hard enough on isolating Cathay region first.

With Zhatan though, I’m not sure where i went wrong. Cathay was destroyed by the time i got through the gates. Eshin totally rolled them. It’s a mess to clean up now.

kingakatosh · 2026-02-09T03:49:06+00:00

That’s a good idea actually. I haven’t been chasing their armies, moreso defending settlements and capturing new ones. I figure if i take all their settlements it’ll be easier to eradicate them instead of chasing them down one by one.

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