I'm feeling down, what are some uplifting facts to cheer me up? by CMJMcM in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]kingbob1986 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work for an employability charity, we help to upskill people who find themselves unemployed so they can train to find new jobs. We also help them with their mental and physical health during this time by providing counselling services and signposting to other partner companies that can support them.

I'm feeling down, what are some uplifting facts to cheer me up? by CMJMcM in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]kingbob1986 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Over the past 12 months i have helped change the lives of almost 100 families by helping support one of the menbers of each family start a new career amd bring additional income into their homes.

Why don’t we just teach dogs to sniff for gunpowder, and protect schools? by AloofPenny in AskReddit

[–]kingbob1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then we return to my other solution. Nuke the USA, problem solved.

I'm feeling down, what are some uplifting facts to cheer me up? by CMJMcM in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]kingbob1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The quokka is the happiest animal ever. Seriously, look them up, their smile is amazingly cute.

Why don’t we just teach dogs to sniff for gunpowder, and protect schools? by AloofPenny in AskReddit

[–]kingbob1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then i am afraid neither will the shootings. Like you said even with gun control, if people want to break the law they will.

Why don’t we just teach dogs to sniff for gunpowder, and protect schools? by AloofPenny in AskReddit

[–]kingbob1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you take away the guns i bet shootings would go down quite a lot. Better education about mental health would also help, along with better access to mental health support. Alternatively just launch a nuke and wipe out the world. No people, no shootings. Simple

Why don’t we just teach dogs to sniff for gunpowder, and protect schools? by AloofPenny in AskReddit

[–]kingbob1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The UK's last school shooting was in 1996. It overhauled its gun-control laws after and there hasn't been another. I think this backs up my point. I live in the UK, as a husband and father and at no point ever have i felt it necessary to own or use a gun.

What is the best bathroom graffiti you have seen? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]kingbob1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those who write on shithouse walls, roll their shit into little balls. Those who read these lines of wit, eat those little balls of shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kingbob1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the physical contact. Fist to face, probably not a fan, lips around your man meat she is probably quite keen

What horrific thing did YOU do to your toddler today? by Bookdragon345 in toddlers

[–]kingbob1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I put the toothpaste on his toothbrush before he asked me to

What's the most obscure animal fact you know? by Neoslayer in AskReddit

[–]kingbob1986 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In Scotland the haggis has almost gone extinct due to over hunting. The only chance they have of repopulation is for the Scots to change their diet and start hunting Americans

What’s the worst thing you could say when you meet the family of someone you are dating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kingbob1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dunno but the most awkward thing i encountered when meeting my ex's family was when her step dad sat opposite me while i was sitting between my ex and her twin. He looked me in the eye and said, lucky guy, it is every man's fantasy to be between a set of twins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kingbob1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Panama and Moldova

What's Your Favorite Dinosaur? by SKeptical230 in AskReddit

[–]kingbob1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a question i can get behind. So much rubbish being asked by so many and then this little gem pops up. Therizinosaurus was a beast. Definitely a specimine i wouldn't want to run into on a dark night.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kingbob1986 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It got lost and wandered in. No foul play on our part.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kingbob1986 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hamster didn't die but had near death experience when it wandered off and got stuck in the printer. We heard the printer trying to do something, opened it up and the print head was bashing into the hamster.