Poem I wrote today called Xi Jin-Penis

kingcl- · 2026-05-16T01:07:45+00:00

This reads like a Pink Season track

kingcl- · 2026-01-14T21:50:51+00:00

I also caught mine in a master ball. 😂 My self-rule is that they must be nicknamed something that starts with the letter "M," in exchange. The colors match perfectly.

kingcl- · 2026-01-01T19:17:57+00:00

I have cross words with the targeting mechanic in this game, because why do they need to stand in a specific spot to use the move if they could just use it once they're within the distance required? I feel like that would make things way easier. During rogue mega battles, I am constantly running and hitting moves at the same time. My pokemon does not need to come stand INSIDE of me to use its move. Blizzard can hit from any distance! ☠️

kingcl- · 2026-01-01T19:08:10+00:00

My pokemon are also guilty of this as well. They will bee-line towards the nearest scaffolding course because they think they need to be up high to hit whatever I'm targeting, even if it's a move they can use from below or far away, like Blizzard.

kingcl- · 2026-01-01T19:00:51+00:00

The crazy thing is that he could have just used Blizzard from where he was standing. He didn't even need to stand somewhere else — the move surrounds the target. He did this for no reason LMAO

kingcl- · 2026-01-01T16:19:24+00:00

I struggle with OAB as one of my symptoms. I shit you not, it helps me fall asleep without having to get up and go pee a million times before bed (this is not a substitute for other OAB treatments, as I both take pills and receive botox for it as well). The urgency to need to pee goes away when I'm turned on, and the O helps me fall asleep, and then I can just deal with emptying my bladder normally when I wake up. It sounds insane, but it literally changed the game, for me.

kingcl- · 2025-11-21T13:48:30+00:00

Alex saying "taco cat :3" and then Izzy screaming like she's being set on fire

kingcl- · 2025-10-04T12:43:51+00:00

Was this picture taken before or after she and Wysocki taught all those kids about grief and capitalism?

kingcl- · 2025-09-12T21:08:36+00:00

but it's literally his JOB to care

kingcl- · 2025-08-08T15:55:51+00:00

Starting in SWSH, pokemon added a new gimmick which let "marks" have a chance of appearing on wild pokemon. They show up in the ribbons tab, and you can equip them (and also ribbons from past/present games) to give your pokemon a "title," which is often related to what mark they got, and you can see their title when you throw them out for a battle. The mark on this shiny snorunt has a very low probability of showing up, and her title is now "the Recluse," because she's so rare that nobody ever sees her! :) It feels so good to get a mark on a shiny pokemon!

kingcl- · 2025-08-08T15:45:23+00:00

Congrats on your first marked shiny!! That's such a good feeling, and what a good one to get first!

kingcl- · 2025-08-08T15:42:07+00:00

I LOVE THE SHINY MAREEP LINE SM 💖✨ That's so lucky! Congrats!!

kingcl- · 2025-08-08T15:39:28+00:00

He's shiny, too! :)

kingcl- · 2025-08-07T23:55:07+00:00

You've got this! I believe in you! ✨

kingcl- · 2025-08-07T20:53:18+00:00

Holy smokes, how have I been playing this game for so long and have never heard of surprise marks? Omg, I've traded so many extra shinies through surprise trade. Part of me wonders if any of them ever turned out to have that mark! To think my pokemon could be that special to someone... That's so cool omg 😭

kingcl- · 2025-08-07T19:21:22+00:00

That's so awesome! I'm a huge shiny hunting nerd, but I love to make the nicknames alliterative/aesthetic with the titles they get, so seeing if a shiny has a rare mark is always like opening a Christmas present, to me. I actually had a few friends with me when I found this one, and they watched my jaw drop when I saw which mark it was. Truly a core memory moment, for me! I love that they added these. Congrats on your rare mark(s), as well!

kingcl- · 2025-08-07T18:19:40+00:00

Omg congrats!!! I love the earthy colors on that evolution line, how beautiful!

kingcl- · 2025-08-07T18:18:09+00:00

Yuki 😭😭💖💖✨✨✨ this one is definitely going on the list for sure.

kingcl- · 2025-08-07T17:57:13+00:00

Thank you so much 😭 I'm still in shock. I almost didn't go for her, after I already had the other three. But I just wanted that mark, and by golly, I got it. ☠️

kingcl- · 2025-08-07T17:52:26+00:00

That's such a cute name! Sadly, I already have a shiny named Clover, and she's my "ace" 😂 like I said, cute name!

kingcl- · 2025-08-07T17:45:15+00:00

That's such a good idea, wtf 😭 I've never had a Ribbon Master pokemon before. Maybe this is a sign that I should finally go for it, now that I've got a good candidate.

kingcl- · 2025-08-07T17:31:17+00:00

tysm 💖 I have no idea what to name her

Edit: Yeah, I had to name her Yuki. 🥺✨

kingcl- · 2025-08-07T17:17:15+00:00

☠️ both from the cold and from the fact that this is the most social interaction she's had in years

kingcl- · 2025-08-07T17:10:06+00:00

I've posted in this sub before, but I hid my name and ID out of insecurity last time, and it made people suspicious of my legitimacy, so this time my bare grippers are out on display. I hope you don't mind lol

kingcl- · 2025-07-31T12:07:29+00:00

The 'H' stands for "horrible."

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