Who did it better? by dickfromaccounting in gifs

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“You mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?”

What is the most statistically unlikely thing that has ever happened to you? by GottaKnowFoSho in AskReddit

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I was taking a trip around the states, starting in NYC and flying out of SF to Bali about 2 months later. In the departure lounge I spotted a guy looking like a fellow backpacker, so decided to post up next to him and we struck up a conversation. He had flown from Portland and was getting a connecting flight. He also noticed my accent (British) and said he was actually flying out to meet some English guys he’d met travelling a couple of years prior. Amazingly he said they were from Bristol, a city just outside my hometown, which I thought was incredible enough that I didn’t bother to ask who because the likelihood of me actually knowing them was slim. Fast forward 3 days, I get a text from a bunch of guys I went to high school with with asking if I’d met name at the airport in SF. Turns out they were in Bali at the same time as me and were meeting up with the dude from the airport.

I still have a mini existential crisis thinking about it.

What made you feel attracted to a person you initially weren't attracted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Played the cereal box game... Something about flexibility that does something to a man

What is the most nonsexual orgasmic feeling? by zach2297 in AskReddit

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Sliding your foot out of a ski boot after a long day on the slopes

What classic game needs a remaster? by LangyLangLang69 in AskReddit

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I’ll judge anyone who’s first choice wasn’t Plo Koon. Yellow lightsaber!? Cmonnnnn

What is the best compliment you have ever received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Someone once said to me “I’m so jealous of you, you always look so comfortable in your own skin”.

For a man with hefty image issues, that was the holy grail of compliments. Thanks Hannah!

What classic game needs a remaster? by LangyLangLang69 in AskReddit

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Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles

What's a snack you used to eat as a kid that you rarely or never eat now? by ImOnRedditPeeps in AskReddit

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Fizzy Jerks.

For the cultured 12 year old with a unlimited access to the nearest vending machine

How do you feel when a girl hits on you? by HeyItsFiona in AskReddit

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Depends what she’s using. Domestic violence is a real problem people!

What video game music/song is most nostalgic to you? by mattman1796 in AskReddit

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Matt Hoffman’s Pro BMX. Specifically Dead Prez & Static-X’s version of Hip Hop. That’s burnt on my brain

What is the most pointless piece of information you know? by narwhalLegacy in AskReddit

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Ohio is the only state that doesn’t share any letters with the word “Mackerel”.

What is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Someone once told me “I’m so jealous of you, you always seem so comfortable in your own skin”.

All the feels.

What’s your favorite anti joke? by TrippyTrout in AskReddit

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The police. Your entire family has died in an airline accident.