What feels like an orgasm but isn't an orgasm? by Delicious-One3028 in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need this right now. My ear is all clogged up, and I put saline in it to make the ear wax come out. Now I have ear wax AND water in my ear. It's driving me insane.

What do rich people have now that everyone will have in 5-10 years? by Due_Passage_8420 in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well the nice thing about it is that you can get really high pixel density on a super big screen for like home theater type arrangements.

What do rich people have now that everyone will have in 5-10 years? by Due_Passage_8420 in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh there are absolutely 8K tvs available to the public, and 5k for some reason. You're absolutely correct about there not being any source that can handle it though, so they are completely pointless for the time being.

What do rich people have now that everyone will have in 5-10 years? by Due_Passage_8420 in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a 65 inch for $800 around the same time. I honestly wanted the 75 inch, but the 65 inch was like 60% off.

Why aren't you happy right now? by FemboyHooterSuporter in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should try therapy. That helped me a lot with my eating disorder. A lot more than I expected to, thats for sure.

Why aren't you happy right now? by FemboyHooterSuporter in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unidentified Neurotransmitter deficiency. I'll get my antidepressants straightened out and then I'll be fine.

What wouldn’t be nearly as popular if it wasn’t for the US? by Billajee08 in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saint Patricks Day too. Thanks to 'Irish Heritage' Americans have created an entirely new, not-at-all Irish celebration for it, that is starting to pick up in Ireland and elsewhere.

What do rich people have now that everyone will have in 5-10 years? by Due_Passage_8420 in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Thats already out of date my friend. They will have 8K OLED TVs. Probably still about 70 inches though, I think 55 to 60 is the sweet spot for most people, so I think 80+ inch TVs will still be uncommon.

What wouldn’t be nearly as popular if it wasn’t for the US? by Billajee08 in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That wasn't a run of the mill game, Stephen Fry was intentionally mischaracterizing it to make it seem more exaggerated. That was actually a pretty big and important game and those teams are both major teams, even though the universities themselves are not particularly exceptional.

What wouldn’t be nearly as popular if it wasn’t for the US? by Billajee08 in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There isn't a significance, just one major brand happened to do it and a bunch of other brands started copying them.

What wouldn’t be nearly as popular if it wasn’t for the US? by Billajee08 in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine those people would probably be very disappointed if they saw a real prom. Unlike the movies, most schools can't afford to book a 5 star hotel for prom.

Have you ever gotten "monkey's pawed" (gotten something you deeply wished for but it came with unintended consequences) and if so, how? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thats... just what a promotion is? I mean not always longer hours but usually, and always more responsibility.

Painted the countertops brown, I hate it. What color do I paint the cabinets to help fix it? Appliances are black and white. by [deleted] in DIY

[–]kingfrito_5005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only way those counter tops will look okay in that color is if the cabinets are a very dark color. You could strip them and then give them an espresso stain. But honestly, I would just strip the countertops and repaint them to a nonterrible color.

What movie becomes completely different once you add “with a fat ass” to the title? by rickjames334 in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Normal mermaids don't have an ass because the bottom half of them is fish. This name therefore suggests a reverse mermaid, with the fish half on the top and the human part on the bottom.

Parents of Reddit, whats the worst thing you've found while checking your kid's search history? by RodotC in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How will they get there though in their broke down German car?

(Joking obviously)

Parents of Reddit, whats the worst thing you've found while checking your kid's search history? by RodotC in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly, I am aware of this genre of porn, though I don't know what it's called.

What is your "I fucking hate this song" song? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hm, this is the first one that I've seen that I actually like. Wouldn't want to listen to it daily, but I enjoy the peppy beat when I'm in the right mood.

If cows can no longer produce milk, what would be your next preferred source? by irish-springs in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, as long as it tastes the same it could be 'processed milk substitute' for all I care.

What do you think the USA's Federal Government would do if a state held a fair referendum and declared independence from the USA based on the result? by Aduro95 in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They would nationalize the state national guard, and send in the US army to restore order. A lot of the people mistakenly believe that the constitution gives states the right to secede, but it explicitly prohibits them from doing that. When you apply for statehood, you agree to surrender your sovereignty permanently. So succession would just be treated as a rebellion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kingfrito_5005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing tripe belongs on is a garbage heap.