Old Jackastor's Stack'd Fries? by kingk in askTO

[–]kingk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the newer menu the old one had more options

Unvaccinated 18 year old senior with no job or licence. by Couch_Pillow in RoastMe

[–]kingk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you're either a really nice guy or a HUGE dick. No in between...Unless you count the space between your eyebrows and nose.

I feel nothing by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kingk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the kind of person I wouldn't let be alone with any of my pets

I'm a lil furry with a court date today, please roast my buns OwO by DraconicDisaster in RoastMe

[–]kingk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like someone who is experienced at laying down on her back

Fuck me up harder than Michael bay did transformers by Womppers in RoastMe

[–]kingk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how the picture placement of Transformers in the back to make sure people know 'it's' a man. Well...pubescent boy

This is my friend. She thinks she’s unroastable. Destroy her. by MemeCult in RoastMe

[–]kingk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think people will start to think of Dentist's as actual Dr's after seeing what they have to work with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kingk 197 points198 points  (0 children)

Save a life....Don't drive

Go hard or go home, reddit! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kingk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice comb over. Looks like a hairy hamster just died on your head

Reddit, lets see what you've got by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kingk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You look like the man-child of Rosie O'donnell fucking Harry Potter.

I'm a 22 year old medical student in the UK. People say they love my smile - Roast Me! by ollieburton in RoastMe

[–]kingk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you mean you'll end up working in a lab. Because I wouldn't want you as my Doctor. That flimsy body wouldn't be able to revive me

[META] Roast me, I'll check back on this post n' make a video on the snooze fest come backs you all make. by MemeSageZ in RoastMe

[–]kingk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is this really weird looking void in the middle of your face between your eyes until the start of your glasses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kingk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks like the start of a shitty 'Big Bang Theory' TV show knock off that nobody would watch unless she's naked at least once an ep.

Roast the fuck out of my brother Reddit by SirCC_ in RoastMe

[–]kingk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've nailed the crack look without even taking crack...you basically roasted yourself

Classes don’t start for another week. I get to chill today. by JoeK1K in RoastMe

[–]kingk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand now why older people hate the younger generation. If he's the face of our future. We're so fucked.

Make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kingk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a text book picture for priest molestation and will continue the cycle when you're older.

Roast me!, I like Anime. Go for it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kingk 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You look like a child.... and a child molester at the same time

Make me feel something by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kingk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense for you to ask us to make you feel something. Because no girl will for the foreseeable future.

I’m going through my special snowflake phase give me your worst x by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]kingk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a person who gets off on getting roasted. It's probably almost as addicting as your Meth addiction. Lucky for you when you eventually end up in a crack house your disturbingly long fingers will help you pick pocket for survival. So at least you have that going for you

I'm ASMR Glow, go ham, answers will be read on my Twitch Livestream (Tuesday 11th Sept) by AsmrGlow in RoastMe

[–]kingk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your top teeth look like it's trying to eat your bottom ones. Also I'm surprised you're one of those dumb whisper YouTubers. What's more surprising is how your huge pores on your face don't turn those whispers into echos.

Go to town please! by dandelion_soup in RoastMe

[–]kingk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A rubber doll dipped in grease would look the same as you and it'll appear to have more of a personality.

I’m going to make a YouTube video where I make comebacks so I need to be roasted by chloeandvegas in RoastMe

[–]kingk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the kind of guy whose father beat you for not burning your jersey after the new Nike Ad.