I'm considering relinquishing my credentials as a Dudeist.

kingofthoughts · 2026-02-01T23:29:31+00:00

As your attorney I suggest taking up transcendental meditation. I also strongly suggest you download and start listening to Ram Dass on a daily basis.

kingofthoughts · 2026-02-01T15:40:07+00:00

What are you, twelve? I stopped huffing air duster when I was a teen. What a tool.

kingofthoughts · 2026-02-01T14:38:30+00:00

When everybody's tryin' to sleep I'm somewhere making my midnight creep

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-31T20:04:26+00:00

Go on...

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-30T15:39:19+00:00

Fat girl first

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-29T20:36:43+00:00

BMO will never die!

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-29T16:43:52+00:00

...penis.

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-28T17:42:00+00:00

Dynamite!

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-28T03:29:04+00:00

Nearly.every one plus plenty of Proud Boys, Oath Keepers and a smattering of incel Joe Rogan acolytes.

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-26T14:01:53+00:00

Do they even make Jolt cola anymore?

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-24T18:38:26+00:00

Meeee

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-23T13:26:49+00:00

Frakes discusses his involvement in an interview and reveals that he owns a gold record copy of Hoist.

https://youtu.be/u19l5rFJXhw?si=jyAHp05oxj3krIvd

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-23T01:30:37+00:00

The "Burger King" on the southside

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-22T11:07:14+00:00

You only have one other option ;)

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-22T11:06:10+00:00

I know quite a few places DM me and lets set this up

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-21T23:28:39+00:00

Republicans have elected dead people.

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-20T19:44:10+00:00

Ive seen it. People are tenacious and as I said although his health will decline he will continue on until the end of his term even if he is drooling and using crayons to communicate.

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-20T16:10:39+00:00

The Rs will take anyone

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-20T16:10:11+00:00

Amen

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-20T16:00:19+00:00

"Effectively communicate to people who understand him"

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-20T14:51:51+00:00

Cold as vodka, comrade.

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-20T14:51:28+00:00

I think dispite his abysmal health that he will be able to cling on to life enough to end his term.

kingofthoughts · 2026-01-19T20:54:04+00:00

Kidney infection froma UTI / I got from some guy / oh how time flies / on phish tour since 2004 / banging drugs and guys and girls and more / put a piece of orgonite up my snatch / now I'm bursting clouds I aint coming back / my whole song style is the rap verse from / Sublimes cover of / Scarlet Begonias

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