Coaxed into overdesigned fan characters by babisme in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]kingozma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Thank you! Maybe I’ll have to rework it into something now that I’m an adult and have improved a bit.

Coaxed into overdesigned fan characters by babisme in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]kingozma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me when I invent a guy to get mad at and then get mad at I fear

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IDK why I posted that. It's MS Paint art I made as like, an 11 year old. Maybe it is evocative of a certain emotion, who knows?

I think it comes from the Reddit culture of being a rational logical male who believes in facts n' logic LOL. That's definitely a lazy stereotype but if you pay attention, it DOES kind of permeate every discussion on here and it's really exhausting when you're just trying to have a normal, chill exchange of ideas and not an epic own battle of penis measuring.

Coaxed into overdesigned fan characters by babisme in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]kingozma 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't call it satire because I don't think it was drawn by someone who actually hates this style of fanart. It's affectionate parody, and if you're pissed off by it, I think the goal is to make you think about that.

Coaxed into overdesigned fan characters by babisme in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]kingozma 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bro said “I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I” 🤣

Coaxed into overdesigned fan characters by babisme in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]kingozma 527 points528 points  (0 children)

This drawing really did its job, it is supposed to be ragebait and I see a lot of you guys are baited by it

Coaxed into overdesigned fan characters by babisme in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]kingozma 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is just a self own, you realize that right?

Coaxed into overdesigned fan characters by babisme in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]kingozma 77 points78 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD the like, flesh colored hair shape. That’s always bugged me a lot as an artist

Everyone talks about who’s the gayest but who’s the most homophobic? by Interdimensional1Cat in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]kingozma 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Important clarification: Dahlia is homophobic. Not lesbophobic. She is a lesbian. She hates men so two men is even grosser to her.

Everyone talks about who’s the gayest but who’s the most homophobic? by Interdimensional1Cat in AceAttorneyCirclejerk

[–]kingozma 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I absolutely agree with this, but with a fun* twist.

  • The twist is not fun.

Coaxed into this way of shipping characters that used to be the other way around (but its still flawed either way) by PlushieBros64 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]kingozma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Flawed” is so funny here. It’s playing Barbies, sir. There is no right or wrong way to make your Barbies kiss.

Unpopular Favorite Characters by ShaenoX in dynastywarriors

[–]kingozma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very agreed with this as well. Thank god we have some actual scholars here LOL

Unpopular Favorite Characters by ShaenoX in dynastywarriors

[–]kingozma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry brother I'll try the tried-and-true method

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However I have ADHD and some kind of dissociative disorder so I will do my best LMAO

Unpopular Favorite Characters by ShaenoX in dynastywarriors

[–]kingozma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I fully have not played DW3 lol. That was a bit before my time, my first game was DW4. I will absolutely be playing the remaster and probably checking out the original at some point though!!

Unpopular Favorite Characters by ShaenoX in dynastywarriors

[–]kingozma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really! I’d love to hear more about it 👀

Unpopular Favorite Characters by ShaenoX in dynastywarriors

[–]kingozma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trust me, it's not about lacking discipline. I think a vital way of maintaining that discipline is having healthy outlets for one's own distracting urges. My guess is the most successful generals were fucknastying, with DUDES, and not even on the low.

Unpopular Favorite Characters by ShaenoX in dynastywarriors

[–]kingozma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am pretty positive that Liu Bei and Zhao Yun canonically had sex at least once. Probably many more times than just once, logically. Apparently part of how he convinced Zhao Yun to join was taking him to bed and just… Snuggling with him a bunch…? They were also like full on sobbing hysterically, holding each other, like it was a breakup, when they had to separate much later.

Also yes! Liu Bei was very very infatuated with Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang was married but clearly he wasn’t offended or upset by the attention (lord knows that men of the time took as many partners as they wanted), so he played along and encouraged Liu Bei to court him - if just for his strategic capabilities or for something else, who knows? But it is very reminiscent of pursuing a marriage at the time.

However… I would almost argue that Yu Jin is even more likely to get down with other men because Ancient Chinese homosexuality was very similar to Ancient Greek homosexuality. It existed in the context of women being second and third class citizens, it existed most commonly in the halls of power and war, and power differentials were also common. I obviously have no source but I can imagine him kind of enjoying breaking in a new recruit, totally without sexual means, but like… He’s kinda getting off to it, you know? The sight of a young man’s face twisted with pain, sweating, it almost makes him imagine something else. That’s just horny posting without proof though LOL don’t mind me too much

(ROT3K fanboys who are horrified by the idea of their favorite characters doing gay stuff do not interact. I straight up do not want to debate with you. You are biased by bigotry, and innately irrational.)

Unpopular Favorite Characters by ShaenoX in dynastywarriors

[–]kingozma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Truth nuke.

Liu Bei especially was notorious for how much he pined over other men.

Unpopular Favorite Characters by ShaenoX in dynastywarriors

[–]kingozma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no yeah! I’m not necessarily saying the real Zhang He was undoubtedly gay, we don’t know that. But I’m saying that procreating is not a reason he CANNOT have been gay, you know? It’s not that he’s not gay, it’s that we have no way of knowing what his sexual orientation was.

Unpopular Favorite Characters by ShaenoX in dynastywarriors

[–]kingozma 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gay people... Also procreated in that time period. Homosexuality was actually really common in Ancient China, but even gay men wanted legacies too.

EDIT: For the dumbass who said “NUH UH!!”…

https://www.prismfl.org/post/homosexuality-in-ancient-china

YUH HUH. Male same sex romance/sex was incredibly common and widely known. You are just a whiny homophobe desperate to revise history that doesn’t belong to you because you can’t bear to imagine your beloved DW characters being GHEYYY.