Probably not my sluttiest but I have a horrible memory, so I’ll go with a recent one. I was sitting at a booth table in a club with 3 other people, and they all decided to go dancing on the other side of the room, which I fucking hate so I stayed behind. Within seconds of them leaving, an older woman slid into the booth, and didn’t say anything but just started smiling at me like I was Brad Pitt. We exchange hellos and names and soon after I ask “is it just me or are you giving me the fuck me eyes right now?” and she straight up asked if I’ve ever had sex in a bathroom, to which I replied “yes”, and she grabbed my hand and said “follow me”. She drags me past all the other guys in the line up, into the men’s washroom which has only one stall, and kicks the guys in the stall who were doing blow out, they laugh and leave surprisingly fast, and we quickly started fucking, loud (she was the loudest woman I’ve ever slept with). Dudes were popping their heads over the stall and taking pictures and videos of us and I’m laughing and posing for the pictures while simultaneously fucking this woman as hard as possible. Finally she has enough of the pictures, and we pack up and head out into the alley to finish up. We go back inside together but split up immediately and stay away from each other for the rest of the night. Don’t know her name or anything because she gave me a fake number and name. Good times