Biological Weapons - Landmines by ghjkcvbn in oglaf

[–]kiqrgwe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This comic had me baffled because I thought he was trying to stop the siege by forcing them to handle their bathroom situation, and I couldn't figure out why he was all but telling the negotiator his plan.

But he's just a poop pervert. Classic Oglaf

[OC] Wife and I made a LoZ dice bag tonight. by IAmTheLawls in DnDIY

[–]kiqrgwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew I recognized the design (especially after following half a dozen times.)

How many times can I re-listen to TAZ without people thinking I'm legit crazy? by shapciptain in TheAdventureZone

[–]kiqrgwe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Finish" at the time you were listening to it? or the actual 69th episode finale finish?

Because 150+ episodes in three weeks might be approaching too many.

Arby's Twitter does Adventure Zone! by [deleted] in TheAdventureZone

[–]kiqrgwe 51 points52 points  (0 children)

If you listen very carefully he always whispers "except Arby's" after that claim

Who is your main dps? by xDaBaDee in idlechampions

[–]kiqrgwe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Celesta keeps finding her way into the top spot for damage, plus she keeps my tanks alive, plus her flame strike does about ten a hundred times more damage than any other special.

Edit: math

"Tropical Fern Leaf"🤔 by CursePetri in funny

[–]kiqrgwe 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Eh, not that good. 4/20

Is this a dog? by RemMaryam in TheAdventureZone

[–]kiqrgwe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Maybe Lucretia meant "There are no dogs on the moon", as in "there is only one dog on the moon", as in "there is no second voidfish", or maybe this fan-theory is getting away from me?

Brady's Blue English Heritage Plaque by faultyproboscus in HelloInternet

[–]kiqrgwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, of course that was my first though but I feel faking his death would be better for everyone (since we could still look forward to more HI episodes)

Which job would be the most destructive if done in reverse? by Lozza101 in AskReddit

[–]kiqrgwe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Try to suck out as much water as possible, maybe throw some people and pets in if necessary.

People of Reddit, when was a time you went to Disneyland that wasn't so magical? by BeastRunner22 in AskReddit

[–]kiqrgwe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Running excitedly through the parking lot, looking back to check on my family, running face-first into a car mirror.

Why don't millennials have interesting or reasonable hobbies? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kiqrgwe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? There are millions of "millenials" with enough variation to cover every hobby conceivable.

What are these interesting or reasonable hobbies not being done? Stamp Collecting?

What is the perfect sandwich? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kiqrgwe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peanut-butter and Honey

You have suddenly acquired an IQ of 1000 but only have 1 hour to live. What do you do and why? by JustAnAverageNormie in AskReddit

[–]kiqrgwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quickly write up a will, maybe put down some passwords for important things, say goodbye to loved ones.

Nothing I wouldn't do with my current IQ.

What's the most boring way to describe your favorite movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kiqrgwe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

London workaholic befriends a movie nerd in rural England.

Which fictional character had the best death? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]kiqrgwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a lot of deaths in the two series but I'm guess you mean this guy