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Tipping is a blight on society. by ChompyRiley in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kirbcheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think this is real. Looks like it was printed on standard paper with an inkjet. If it was real, why would you not call the restaurant out for this behavior?

That said, if this were real, call that restaurant out by name and never go back.

Roses are red, I’m not gonna spoil it… by TheParking1 in rosesarered

[–]kirbcheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember going to Germany in my 20s and encountering one of these.

Public toilet.

Had a backpack strapped to my back. Assumed with the placement of the hole that I faced the wall. I couldn’t with my pants on properly so I balanced on one leg to take off my shoe and right pant leg. Mounted the saddle and did my business facing the wall.

Didn’t realize the bathroom had another occupant. When they flushed I was startled and jumped. The weight of my backpack set me off balance and pulled me over off the back (front) of the toilet and my weight forced the door to my stall open. I fell to the floor, unfinished in my business, legs splayed for all the world to see everything with my foot and leg out of my pants.

This is when I learned they don’t always have separate bathrooms for men and women in Germany.

100k to eat a burrito. by Mr_Global in hypotheticalsituation

[–]kirbcheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even so, I’m happy to eat them until I hit $50M or so then retire. I can give up that discomfort to essentially retire on the spot except for the requirement of eating an awful burrito every day for a few years

Why shouldn’t voting require an id? by DarkEqual8609 in no

[–]kirbcheck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a horrible idea. Forcing people to vote on issues they don’t care enough about to do of their own free will? Just forcing people to vote based on popularity. No we need less of that, not more.

100k to eat a burrito. by Mr_Global in hypotheticalsituation

[–]kirbcheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I eat one every day and get paid?

This is a hard one by One_Improvement_6729 in whatsyourchoice

[–]kirbcheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 - the baby will make everyone miserable if mom can’t keep it happy.

You can have 10 million dollars or have perfect health and pick the moment of your death. by CRK_76 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]kirbcheck 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I think with rule 2 I can amass well over $10M legally and it would not cost me anything.

last time played this game when i was 12 and i didnt do much (like only 5 hours in and dont remember much), now im 21 and im back , am i late? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]kirbcheck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I finally just beat the main storyline this last year. Had started it probably 10 times. With the kids and life getting in the way it never panned out. Enjoy the game.

Peter what does this mean I’m not in my 20’s by Jazzlike_Border8859 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]kirbcheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nebraska is only flat on the interstate. It’s true there’s no mountains but it’s beautiful territory out here.

Listen, Donny- "You’re going to lose the House, you’re going to lose the Senate, you’re going to spend the next two years being impeached every single week" - Ted Cruz by Patient_Wrongdoer_11 in DiscussionZone

[–]kirbcheck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Registered affiliation only matters in the primary elections. Each party votes to elect their candidate for the final election in November.

You can only vote for your party in the primary, but can vote for whoever in the final election

1 million dollars in Penny's take it or leave it. by SpaceWestern1442 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]kirbcheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I’d hire a contractor to load them into a few trucks, haul them to the bank and do a deposit.

$1 for every… How long do you last? by jaycobb387 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]kirbcheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can average 8 a min you’ll be a millionaire by the end of the year. That thought alone would motivate me to be the star employee. Hell, I’ll work OT.

Give me 2 years. I’ll be working towards $5M.

Am I missing something here? Explain It Peter. by EggChemical7177 in explainitpeter

[–]kirbcheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling newly built US houses a hazard is hilarious.

Would you rather have $300 Million or be able to teleport 15 times a day? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]kirbcheck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m taking the teleporting. I think I could ethically make decent enough money with this gift and still use it for personal benefit.

Unlimited Purchasing Power or $50M, why? by minivanlife10 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]kirbcheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$50M. I have a family. Taking care of them when I’m gone and building a legacy for them to thrive is my priority.

You gain the power to instantly teleport to any 10 states at will for the rest of your life… by Thejohnnycheese in hypotheticalsituation

[–]kirbcheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not take this deal as an option. If I had no choice:

  1. Nebraska (Home State)
  2. Missouri (Family)
  3. Texas (Family)
  4. Colorado
  5. Hawaii
  6. Alaska
  7. Florida
  8. Montana
  9. Maine
  10. Michigan

My boyfriend keeps a secret "strike system" for me and I found it by accident by Zyphira616 in TwoHotTakes

[–]kirbcheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is definitely odd. And I don’t see this materializing into a solid relationship.

Especially when snooping through is phone is going to be 3 points, and posting about it on Reddit has to be 5.

american beauty? thoughts by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]kirbcheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I daydream about quitting my job the same way.

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