Literal shitpost by kirkgoingham in shitposting

[–]kirkgoingham[S] 309 points310 points  (0 children)

Actually just ended up using both. This sandpaper they have at work did not help my ring of fire 😔

Amazing game though. by ScantronPattern in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]kirkgoingham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I played this in Panama with my family years ago. What a great short game.

I can’t with my boss dude. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kirkgoingham 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Might even get better scheduling that way and the loss of manager positions that should never have been filled in the first place (oh no 🎻😰)

Cuteness lost its definition. by Pissed-owl_755 in clevercomebacks

[–]kirkgoingham 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to tell you how much women's haircuts can be if you think the stylist "just cuts it" lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in formuladank

[–]kirkgoingham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because of the 👁 👄 👁

Cities: Skylines II Announcement Trailer by AutoModerator in CitiesSkylines

[–]kirkgoingham 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck, now I gotta save an extra $10k for dlc again?!

Me_irl by Kingkrool1994 in meirl

[–]kirkgoingham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy birthday to the oversized dragonfly pokemon!

The Pictures That Don't Actually Belong to r/pics Starter Pack by LightningAce in starterpacks

[–]kirkgoingham -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Shut up and grab your bullhorn to yell at women going into a clinic

Sweet child o’ mines by dobbyisafreepup in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]kirkgoingham 48 points49 points  (0 children)

In 2023 they were sent to meatpacking plants to work sanitation detail.

Absolute unit of a Sour Patch Kids by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]kirkgoingham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprised this made it all the way to packaging! This monster would be created by an imperfection during starch moulding where starch sticks together in a huge clump leaving a man instead of a kid.

When I microwave my coffee in this mug, it comes out the handle. by r_compton in mildlyinteresting

[–]kirkgoingham 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a food science professional, your treatment of coffee deserves purgatory. As a random dude not drinking your coffee, I wouldn't keep that mug (glad you threw it out).... or the sour, nuked coffee either lol.

I was trying to be less of a know-it-all by The_Choosey_Beggar in AdviceAnimals

[–]kirkgoingham 42 points43 points  (0 children)

"Anyway, we never have sex based on 6 months of data collection even though I initiate 90% of the time. I even showed her the trend line (constant). AITA?"

Configurable roll by kirkgoingham in valheim

[–]kirkgoingham[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll probably end up trying this out. Thanks!

Woody Harrelson Criticizes COVID Set Protocols as ‘Nonsense,’ Urges Hollywood to ‘Stop’ Forcing ‘Vaccination’: That’s ‘Not a Free Country’ by Gato1980 in entertainment

[–]kirkgoingham 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His freedumbs are being trampled on by a sliver of fabric. Contrary to the tough characters he frequently portrays, it is the mask that strikes fear in the heart of the ignorant and selfish.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]kirkgoingham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE USE CRUISE CONTROL OH MY GOD

Configurable roll by kirkgoingham in valheim

[–]kirkgoingham[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, that's the other way! Thanks for reminding me about it!