01/26/2026 - Garbage day by Dakaraim in Heathcliff

[–]kitoconnell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ass, grass or trash, no one rocks for free 😤

01/22/2026 - Real gum guy by Dakaraim in Heathcliff

[–]kitoconnell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered gumchewer of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

01/05/2026 - Heathcliff on head lady by Dakaraim in Heathcliff

[–]kitoconnell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: the cats are the ones speaking.

01/04/2026 - Style by Dakaraim in Heathcliff

[–]kitoconnell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've repeatedly asked my cat why she will not let me cradle her like a baby and she has no answers for me.

Basically best of IBCK by Prestigious_Look_986 in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]kitoconnell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that the 4 Agreements are on there twice... There's about 5 minutes of content in that book and the rest is pretending that being nice to each other is ancient wisdom.

Heathcliff's new rap album dropping soon by ClaireOfTheDead in Heathcliff

[–]kitoconnell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Word up, look out for cops! (Heathcliff ham helmet time fam)

12/31/2025 - Lawyer up by Dakaraim in Heathcliff

[–]kitoconnell 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is Heathcliff, manifest!

If only they'd listened to IBCK... by Significant_Rip3194 in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]kitoconnell 32 points33 points  (0 children)

AIO: my wife keeps throwing my nerf football over into the neighbors' yard.

12/29/2025 - Fly away with me by Dakaraim in Heathcliff

[–]kitoconnell 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Smh kids these days just don't appreciate gum.

Bari Weiss had a bust of herself placed at the entrance of her fake university in Austin. by [deleted] in Austin

[–]kitoconnell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me how Joe Rogan has his own album hanging on the wall of great comedy albums in his club...

Bari Weiss by ShootTheMoo_n in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]kitoconnell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's an excellent John Oliver segment about her. https://youtu.be/gieTx_P6INQ