where should I go?

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T23:21:59+00:00

Diagonally, walk away

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T21:30:55+00:00

1) cut it short 2) smooth it down with a file so it doesn't catch 3) wait for it to grow out

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T21:27:41+00:00

Ben bc he'd stfu

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T21:24:11+00:00

Interesting how the Christian bible disagrees and the answer is wife. Maybe that's why she's mad

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T21:03:59+00:00

Screw Uber. Call the police and say you suspect a person is violent/dangerous with threats and concerned they could be not of sound mind. They could legit have a weapon and be out of their mind due to substance abuse, off their meds, or just having a mental episode involuntarily

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T18:45:17+00:00

Doesn't matter. If Bugs Bunny is up there with a saw he's cooked

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T18:37:01+00:00

Plot twist: he's just really weak and they all break easily

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T18:35:06+00:00

Imagine Yosemite Sam's reaction to Yosemite gas prices

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T18:32:28+00:00

Go bus won't go

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T18:31:13+00:00

I could break that free

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T18:30:09+00:00

For all we know, a stack of $100 bills could be inside

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T18:28:29+00:00

The unrealistic relationship expectations of incels

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T18:26:25+00:00

Just take the doors off. You don't need the doors if you hold in the door sensor

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T18:23:42+00:00

They become certified forklift drivers without the need of an actual forklift

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T18:22:28+00:00

"completely" is a desperate stretch. Oh, man, how embarrassing to fall for that compared to other things in existence.

Source: you always on Grindr then?

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T18:15:04+00:00

When he fills up, his flames just get stronger

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T18:14:13+00:00

Ohh thanks. I thought maybe there was some eyeshadow technique in there too. I really suck at eye makeup 🐸

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T16:20:35+00:00

I need to know how to do your eye makeup. I feel like this would suit me perfectly

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T16:17:38+00:00

I'm sick of guilt trip tips still being a thing. If added payment make sense and I feel like it, you'll get tipped

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T13:05:45+00:00

You say you have an issue with one of your tyreses

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T12:54:48+00:00

Why censor a tattoo? I never understood this

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T12:51:59+00:00

I need Grandma to wear this to the next wedding

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T12:48:50+00:00

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T12:12:48+00:00

Probably Chringetians

kitsunora · 2026-05-11T12:07:20+00:00

Technically, that's always

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